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diate probation. There’s just one catch,
though: He’s gotta get a job as a janitor
at local Mercy West Hospital. But when
Tommy shows up for his first day, turns out
his buddy/bandmate Griff has hacked the
hospital’s computer and Tommy winds up
being hired as an emergency room trauma
surgeon—right where his dream girl Riley
works!
Tommy is interviewed by Human Relations
Chief John Spankowski (James Bartholet),
who’s so impressed by Tommy’s fake résumé
(and the fact that his granddad donated a
pediatric wing to the hospital) that he offers
him 300 to start—$300,000, that is.
Seems that Tommy (as Dr. Vincent
Ferrara) fits right in, because pretty much
everyone on staff is getting it on with either
the nurses or the patients, and there’s more
bare tit on display than you could shake a
bedpan at, thanks to nurses Riley and Nia
Nacci comparing theirs—tits, that is, not
bedpans—and patient Misty Stone, who
wakes up from a deep sleep just in time to
grab some herself.
It’s not all fun and games, however. When
Tommy assists Dr. Max (Frank Bukkwyd) in
surgery with car accident victim Edyn Blair,
he pukes at the sight of all the blood. Later,
when trying to help Misty with her “chocolate
hostage” (constipation), he winds up with a
faceful of shit.
But it’s not all bad for Tommy, and in the
sex scene AVN was on hand to witness, he
helps Savannah Sixx relax by first getting
her to suck his dick. He returns the oral favor
and before long, she’s bending over for
doggie, mounting him for reverse cowgirl,
lying sideways for spoon …
It’s toward the end of the movie that the real
hilarity begins. Instead of a sedative, Tommy
prescribes 500 milligrams of amphetamine
to a biker dude in the ER who’s there after
suffering from a massive electric shock. We
won’t reveal the ending, except to say that
it has everyone running in terror—but hey,
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what’s funnier than porn stars flailing their hands, shaking their tits
and screaming?
“Acting is something I really enjoy,” Steele told AVN. “We used to do
a lot of features for Digital Playground.”
Steele says she “just got back to performing this year. I took some
time off, and I’ve just really been enjoying my time back. I’ve been
welcomed back very nicely and I’m having fun. Last time I was here,
we did Skip Trace with Jesse and Kieran Lee, and that had a lot of
dialogue. It was so fun. So it’s been really long since I’ve gotten to
shoot a movie with real dialogue. They don’t shoot so many features
anymore, so I’m really happy to be a part of one that’s being made,
and I’ve never worked for Adam & Eve before and obviously I’ve
always wanted to shoot for them and know who they are, so I’m really
excited to be part of it.”
Among the other two dozen cast members are Ryder favorites Sarah
Vandella (as Tommy’s mom) and Sunny Lane, plus an appearance
by Vivid Radio host and long-retired actress Christy Canyon, who
gets into a “music war” with Misty Stone over whether country music
(Christy’s fave) is better than Misty’s hip-hop.
Also observing was Rachel Vigneaux, Adam & Eve’s exec in charge
of production, who told AVN, “It’s very fun being here and it’s very
interesting; every time I come out to set, I learn a lot of new things.”
Love Emergency will come out in September, well in time for awards
consideration, and as far as Vigneaux is concerned, it’s a shoo-in.
“I think the name Will Ryder stands alone in the ranks of this industry’s
top directors and scripters. Every movie he makes, he just elevates
the art another step higher. We’re really looking forward to marketing
this to all his fans and to everyone who can appreciate the wonderful
acting talents of Riley and Tommy; they’ve just been great!”
Pictured above from left, James Bartholet, Nia Nacci, Lucky Starr,
Chad White, Riley Steele, Rachael Cavalli, Tommy Pistol, Savannah
Sixx and Frank Bukkwyd; back row, Bambi Doll and Blake Bensin.