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HUMOR
Will Ryder explores the
lighter side of hospital
life in ‘Love Emergency’
We’re not sure if this counts as a
“meet cute,” but the first time nurse
Riley Steele (at left) runs across her
destined lover, Tommy Pistol, it’s as
she’s leaving the motel where she’s
staying until the cops can evict the
squatters from the condo she just
bought. She finds a dirty, bearded
Tommy panhandling outside. Turns out
she’s okay with giving him a buck—but
not a dinner date.
As the story of director Will Ryder’s
Love Emergency unfolds, Tommy’s a
med school dropout who’s living in his
parents’ basement and practicing to
be a rock musician—but he runs into
legal trouble when he tries to pimp out
his stepsister. The cops are ready to
throw his ass in jail, but when stepdad
Brad Armstrong slips the detective a
thousand bucks, Tommy gets imme
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