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DIVORCEES
Stormy shows up and
”ases
convinces them that what
they need is a ‘girls trip’
AAAA 1/2
Wicked Pictures
Wickedb2b.com
D Di ir re ec ct to or r: : Stormy Daniels
C Ca as st t: : Julia Ann, Veronica Avluv,
Jessie Lee, Molly Bennett,
Stormy Daniels, Brendon Miller,
Marcus London, Tommy Pistol,
Aaron Wilcoxxx. 101 Min.
C Ca at te eg go or ry y: : Comedy
clucking up and down the lawn, totally naked.
So Stormy suggests that they have their own party, and Brendon’s
only too happy to comply. He dives right in with some pussy-licking
and fingering, then moves to mish and cowgirl before she brings
him off with her tongue.
Back at the mansion, Stormy and Julia find that Veronica’s
escaped the bedroom Julia locked her in, and they enlist Brendon’s
For all we know, it’s a typical
morning in the Molly
Bennett/Aaron Wilcoxxx
bedroom: A little b.j., mish,
cowgirl and doggie, all of which
seems pretty hot and leaves her
smiling ... except it isn’t Molly’s
bedroom; it’s Stormy Daniels’,
and she’s not exactly happy when
she finds them in bed together,
especially after she’d planned to
surprise Aaron with an
anniversary cake.
Ah, well; the “for sale” sign
quickly goes up on Stormy’s lawn,
and she soothes herself with a
quart of rocky road ... and
attends a divorce support group
with Julia Ann, where each of the
participants tells her story and
group leader Allie Haze has the gals play some games to relieve stress
and tapdance, figuratively, on the lying jackasses they’ve left.
Cut to Veronica Avluv, who we later find out is a widow, using her
Hitachi wand to get off on muscular TV exercise guru Marcus
London—and of course, she imagines him taking her to bed. She
wants him to “take it deep,” which would include his tongue as he
licks her slit, her own b.j. on him, and the various positions they
manage including reverse cowgirl, doggie and mish before he cums on
her tits—and she loves every imaginary moment of it.
Coincidentally, just as she’s done, Stormy shows up and convinces
her (and Julia Ann) that what they need is a “girls trip”—and if
viewers begin to think that this might be a distaff parody of The
Hangover, they wouldn’t be far from wrong.
They wind up in Los Angeles at Julia’s aunt’s mansion, looking for
“some movie star cock”—but a creepy doorman keeps them out of a
hot club, so they wind up in a cheap bar for drinks ... and Stormy
buys some coke, the snorting of which has Veronica squawking like a
chicken, which only serves to excite neighborhood DJ Brendon
Miller. But it’s Stormy who he takes back to his crib, where he
introduces her to some new music—and they watch Veronica
Girl on the Side Molly Bennett engages in a little
homewrecking with Aaron Wilcoxxx.
help in finding her. But Veronica’s managed to locate Marcus’s
home, where she gets off sniffing his underwear until he walks in on
her and drops his towel. Meanwhile, Brendon has enlisted pal
Tommy Pistol to find Marcus, and the four head over to his place—
pausing for some beer and tomfoolery along the way. That’s intercut
with Marcus and Veronica kissing, him massaging her in bed and
washing her hair in the tub.
Finally, the road trip winds up at Jessie Lee’s house, and while the
gals snooze in the car, Brendon and Tommy double-team Jessie with
muff-munching, b.j., doggie, reverse cowgirl, spoon and mish before
they both splooge on her tits.
Come dawn, the travelers find themselves back at the mansion,
only to find Veronica about to catch a plane for Bora Bora because
Marcus has asked her to marry him. But Julia doesn’t want to leave
before “getting some,” and the only candidate around is Stormy, so
Julia dives right in—to Stormy
’s muff, that is. A little fingering and
blowing in her ear begins to get Stormy off, and she’s only too
happy to return the favor, plus a little face-sitting thrown in. Julia
manages to put three fingers into Stormy’s pussy, and the movie
ends (more or less) with their naked embrace.
If you
’re any kind of a “road trip” movie fan, you’ll love this one.
It’s wacky, and while some bits are a little overdone, it’s still one of
the funniest movies we’ve seen yet this year, with well-drawn
characters and a great script. —Mark Kernes
MOVIES
MOVIES
D Cup 16
SWANK DIGITAL/PULSE
PurePlayMedia.com
D: Uncredited. Cast: Constance, Jessika, Kate, Lucy,
Others. 102 Min.
Category: Big Bust
AAAA
Too often releases indicated by title or cover content
to be a certain genre or theme go off on a tangent
and divert from their intended core audience.
Fortunately that is not the case in this Euro-release,
and it stays true to what is expected: big, bouncy and
probably natural breasts. —Dirty Bob
100 | AVN.com | 6.13
Evil BBW Gold 2
JOEY SILVERA VIDEO/EVIL ANGEL
EvilDistributors.com
D: Joey Silvera. Cast: Kelly Shibari, Buxom Bella, Klaudia
Kelly, Eliza Allure, Mazzaratie Monica, Others. 198 Min.
Category: Specialty (BBW)
AAAA
In the second installment of his first BBW series, Joey
Silvera focuses on anal action, including a long
girl/girl toy scene with Kelly Shibari and Buxom Bella.
But he understands what really matters in the genre,
asking Star Staxx, “Has anyone ever worshiped your
stomach?” —Iris Blocks
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