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D Di ir re ec ct to or r: : David Lord
C Ca as st t: : Kimberly Kane, Lexi Belle,
Tasha Reign, Chanel Preston,
Brandy Aniston, Andy San
Dimas, Alec Knight, Steven St.
Croix, Derrick Pierce, Eric
Masterson; James Bartholet,
Dick Chibbles, Redd Dyver, Ron
Jeremy, Rodney Moore, Jack
Vegas (Non-Sex Roles). 150 Min.
C Ca at te eg go or ry y: : Parody - Comedy
Here’s a parody that can be
enjoyed even by those who have
never seen the dramatic series
Breaking Bad on AMC. That’s
not to suggest short shrift is given
to the storyline or parody
elements. It’s just that the
project—written by veteran
shooter Rodney Moore, and
directed by David Lord—is
pitched straight at adult industry
insiders and porn fans, and they’ll
definitely be amused.
As in the show, Walter White
(a spot-on Alec Knight) has
cancer; it’s left him with erectile
dysfunction. Unfortunately for
White, Governor Dick Froth
(Steven St. Croix) has outlawed
sexual enhancement drugs.
“I have acute erectile dysfunc-
tion,” White tells his doctor,
played by Eric Masterson. “And
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It’s a balanced
blend of porn
and parody,
and the
two-disc set
provides
plenty of
extras
”
Porn Goes Underground Bottom,
Chanel Preston, Brandy Aniston,
Alec Knight, Lexi Belle, Andy San
Dimas; above, Belle, Aniston.
you have a cute nurse,” he says, staring at Tasha Reign’s cleavage,
straining against her white uniform.
“Those pills were outlawed at the same time as porn,” the doctor
says. “You don’t need to have sex anymore. Consider this a blessing,
Walt.” But as soon as White’s out of sight, the good doctor begins
motorboating Reign’s rack, followed by a b.j., vigorous titty-fucking
and sex on the desk in various posi-
tions, none of which block Reign’
s
jiggling jugs, which end up coated
in jizz.
As in the cable show, White
has a brother-in-law who’s a
lawman: Hank (James
Bartholet) offers Walter a
chance to tag along when he
and his fellow vice cops raid
an underground porn produc-
tion. Before they arrive we
see screenwriter Moore in an
entertaining cameo as the
director, telling performers
Derrick Pierce and Chanel
Preston that the pizza
delivery boy plot is “so old
and stale that it’s gone full cir-
cle. It’s fresh and new again.” Soon after he gives his last bits of direc-
tion (“Think of her beautiful face as your canvas”), Moore steps off
set and lets Preston and Pierce do their usual good work, set to an
old-school porn soundtrack, before they’re interrupted by Walter,
Hank and Hank’
s partner (Jack Vegas).
Turns out that one performer, Jessie Pinkman (Brandy
Aniston), knows Walt from his film class, but she’s got a
get-out-of-jail card: a direct line to Governor Froth, who
tells Hank that Jessie is the wayward daughter of a fami-
ly friend (wink wink). And that gives Walt an
idea ...
The plot unspools briskly between the
uniformly good and varied sex scenes
(including a sweet coupling between
Knight and Kimberly Kane as his
wife, and a sordid three-way with
the philandering Froth). It’s a
well-balanced blend of porn
and parody, and the two-disc
set provides plenty of extras:
not only a behind-the-scenes
segment, but also bloopers,
interviews, still photos and
trailers.
—Iris Blocks