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SINCE I DONT HAVE BALLS,
BUT ADMIRE THOSE WHO DO...
OUR FAVORITE BELOW-THE-BELT PRODUCTS FOR MEN’S PARTS
≠ STORY: ANKA RADAKOVICH
There are many “self-care” products for a woman’s
lady business, but companies who make products to
improve a man’s pleasure as well as his performance,
say business is throbbing. Here are a few of our favorite
things for men to make sexy time much sexier. And
Happy Father’s Day to all the DILF’S out there.
UP YOUR BALL GAME
Ballsy proudly announces they’ve “got your sack.” They
believe in “giving your balls the attention they need.”
Their collection of men’s grooming products consists
of “Ballwash,” for your “nuts and butt,” “Sack Spray,” to
“neutralize odor,” and “Nut Rub,” solid cologne that smells
like “ocean & air,” all formulated to keep the funk off the
junk.
Their “Ballguard Liquid Powder” fights odor, sweat,
chafing, and irritation so you can “stay dry behind your
fly,” while the “Quickys Body Wipes” seem to be marketed
to metrosexuals who just worked out, are late to their date,
and might get lucky on Tinder. The wipe “quickly removes
sweat, smell, and dirt in just a swipe.”
Since I don’t have balls, but admire those who do, I asked
a male friend to try out the “Ballwash,” nuts, balls, and body
wash with activated charcoal. Afterwards he joked, “My
balls never felt fresher!” He also reported that he “actually
likes the smell of the nut rub cologne. It was subtle, rather
than too strong, or stinky Axe Spray-ish cheap cologne
that drives women (or anyone) away in droves.”
The copywriting and package designs for this product
are clever and inspirational: “You and your boys below
are deserving of ball-focused hygiene practices that
will improve your daily comfort, confidence, and skin
health. The ultimate trifecta of quality men’s products are
formulated to help you achieve a flawless sack.”
Founder Adam Hendle traces the evolution of his
product line and explains, “As with all good ideas, this one
started in the shower. As I grabbed the same tired bottle of
men’s drugstore body wash, and poured that neon liquid
into my hand it hit me. Why am I using a $4 body wash
that has more chemicals and words that I can’t pronounce
in it that I care to admit? My boys deserve better than this.
I decided on making safe ingredients and something I’d
feel great about putting in contact with my most prized
possessions.”
ballwash.com
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