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For single people, it’s hard enough to get laid, but
try having a sex life in the middle of a plague.
Now when people go out on a date they ask to see
someone’s COVID test and check their temperature at
the door. But there is hope; life goes on and so does
sex. Here’s how other people are doing their “essential
business” and not avoiding sex like the plague.
MATING DURING COVID
Here’s some good news; a recent study from cam
site ImLive.com found that 49.69% of people are
“experimenting with sex during quarantine.” And
another “6.5% of people with cohabitants have
experimented with a threesome.” New throuple alert!
Another interesting statistic was the 11.61% of
people who have “tried anal sex during quarantine.”
So now you know what people are doing in lockdown.
COVID SEX ED FROM ACROSS THE POND
There is also evidence that “the virus is passed on
through fecal matter and saliva,” so licking around
the anal area is not recommended.” OK, so kissing,
oral, and rimming is out between new partners, so
what’s left? Wearing masks while doing doggie style,
cowgirl, and reverse cowgirl will work, and you’d
technically be social distancing by 6 feet. Oh, and
if anyone needs some new porn video or title ideas,
try COVID My Ass or 6 Feet Squirters.
MARRIED PEOPLE SEX (AND “MARRIED BUT
DATING” SEX)
It seems that during the pandemic, married people are
hooking up with other married people more than ever.
“Married but cheating” site Ashley Madison reports that
business is throbbing—with new sign-ups daily.
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