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REVIEWS
EDITOR’S CHOICE
Doomsday Bunker
DRAGON MEDIA
Director: Joe Gage
Cast: Dallas Steele, Max Sargent, Justin
Beal, Allen Silver, Franco Scott, Billie
Ramos, Tony Dazzle, Mike Tanner, JD
Ryder, Butch.
Category: Blue Collar, Drama
Rating: AAAAA
After getting a deed from a recently deceased buddy,
Dallas Steele checks out the house in the secluded
Colorado woods—and the accompanying bunker that
was built as a bomb shelter back when Americans
feared a Russian attack. Seems the bunker is filled
with activity from a private club of blue collar
buds from all walks of life, and Steele gets a quick
orientation from caretaker Justin Beal: “We don’t
make any judgments around here.” The two suck
each other’s big dicks, Beal’s excitement apparent as
he soaks in the look, feel and taste of Steele’s thick
beast. Beal bends over, then returns later for the
hottest scene: a threesome with ex-con Franco Scott
finally submitting to temptation as Beal’s and Mike
Tanner’s big dicks flank him. “Why the hell not,” he
says, diving down on Beal’s beauty as their three big
cocks ignite the screen in a suck-and-fuck fest.
Daddy Max Sargent seduces unsuspecting tech
support geek Billy Ramos (“I wanna try me some
computer nerd dick”) before Ramos heads to the
bunker for an initiation with JD Ryder. And a
bathroom suck with Allen Silver worshipping Sargent
and Steele soon escalates into a six-man orgy.
Gage masterfully plays with power, temptation and
anticipation, and every little touch—like a Harley hat,
camo pants, a can of beans and a rifle cleaning kit—
adds to the authenticity.
GAYVN
—Brady Jansen
EDITOR’S CHOICE
The Spanish ConneXXXion
LUCAS KAZAN
Director: Ettori Tosi
Cast: Hector De Silva, Dario Beck, Robbie
Rojo, Ettore Tosi, Brute Club, Sergyo.
Category: Euro, Uncut
Rating: AAAA 1/2
Dear Lucas Kazan, please cast
Hector De Silva in every film…
thank you! Sporting a smooth, sexy chest, killer
eyes, a full beard and hair you want to run your
fingers through, this newbie is stunning. Throw in
that sexy accent and big uncut cock, and fans will be
powerless. Filmed in Madrid and Barcelona, this five-
scene effort combines newcomers with experienced
pros. The 31-year-old from Valencia is paired with vet
Dario Beck in the opener. Beck leans back, offering
his thick cock for worshipping—and De Silva wraps
his hairy lips around the beauty and goes to town,
the camera perfectly placed in front of the action. De
Silva then pounds the hell out of him, looking into
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his eyes as he slams him balls deep (watch for the
plunge fuck sequence, his hot bod on display as his
big dick slides fully in). We don’t get a good look at
the top’s cock in full until the end—but thankfully he
returns for a solo and interview to show off.
Super handsome Ettori Tosi then shows off his
beautiful boner as it fills the holes of eager Robbie
Rojo (the slurp-filled oral sequence is fantastic, Tori’s
red-hot slab literally rock hard); while hung and
handsome Brit Brute Club owns Sergyo’s ass, the
bottom returning for an interview and photoshoot in
the non-sex final scene.
—Brady Jansen
Beef Squad
RAGING STALLION
Director: Steve Cruz
Cast: Sean Zevran, Austin Wolf, Dorian
Ferro, Joey D, Adam Avery, Jack Giles, Eli
Lewis.
Category: Jockstraps, Locker Room
Rating: AAAA
Sean Zevran shows how
versatile he is in two scenes,
doing each role justice. The
opener is the hottest of these
four locker room entries: Fresh out of the shower,
Zevran spots hunk Joey D by the lockers—a towering
stud, he looks like a statue carved from the finest
stone. Joey slides off his jockstrap, his boner popping
up—causing Zevran to drop his towel. Joey smiles
as he spots the voyeur, then heads over and guides
the hairy jock down. Joey puts his hands behind
the sucker’s head, Zevran gulping and coughing as
he the alpha says “All the way down”—a hot low
shot looking up as Zevran takes it to the root. Joey
pounds his hole, director Steve Cruz employing a
cool split-screen technique to give us multiple angles
(a recurring theme). Joey takes a hot load to the face,
cum dripping from his upper lip and nose.
Zevran returns to own sub Eli Lewis’s holes, the
bottom’s toes curling as he gets pounded. Hunky
Austin Wolf catches the eye of admirer Adam Avery,
who submits to the burly muscle man—gagging as
he deep sucks his dick (“Stay right there!”) before
grinding his ass down on it and getting a facial. And
Jack Giles gets his hairy face and chest coated in
Dorian Ferro’s cum after getting pounded (“Fuck that
hole!”).
—Brady Jansen
First Strike 4: Training Day
ACTIVE DUTY
Director: Uncredited
Cast: Ivan, Jeremy Diesel, Quentin,
Franco, Peter.
Category: Amateur, Bareback, Interviews,
Military, Solo
Rating: AAAA
New recruit Ivan—sporting
a great smile and tight bod—
gets paired with some vets in
his debut. The opener sits him beside muscle man
Jeremy Diesel, a tattooed stud who comes across like
a silent grunt—but flashes his own smile and shows
his inner sweetheart. Seeing their two massive chests
fill up the screen is a treat. Jeremy shows off his big
dick before tucking it back into his underwear, Ivan
looking over. You can sense Ivan following his bud’s
lead, a hot silent dynamic being built. They stroke
side by side, Jeremy glancing over as he whips his
cock around, finally taking control: “Why don’t you
come over here and suck my dick?” Ivan instantly—
and happily—obliges, the two soon trading fucks
(Ivan’s dick gets even harder as he rides).
He returns with Quentin, another stud with an
engaging smile and energy (just look at those two
smiles!). Verbal Quentin sucks his bud (“Aww yeah,
big fucking dick!”) before getting it in return (“Fuck
yeah, suck those big balls!”), then keeps it up as he
fucks Ivan (“Fuck yeah, look at those big ass arms!”).
That obvious attraction makes it even hotter, Quentin
then offering his ass before getting his dick sucked
again (“Just what I like!” they both smile). Solos
from Franco and Peter (chest out that chest!) close it
out.
—Brady Jansen
Public Serviced
NEXT DOOR STUDIOS
Director: Rocco Fallon
Cast: Markie More, Johnny Torque, Colt
Rivers, Kayden Alexander, Abel Archer,
Arad, Luke Adams, Derek Maxum, Pierce
Hartman, Harley Hardman, Joey Jay.
Category: Uniforms
Rating: AAAA
Five scenes of uniformed
lust prove how important it
is to serve those that protect us. In “Caught Cum-
Handed,” horny motorist Abel Archer needs to pull
over to stroke one out—but gets spotted by sexy
officer Kayden Alexander—who directs him over to a
secluded area. He whips out his big uncut cock (“Spit
on it…lick the tip”) as “punishment,” grabbing the
sucker’s hair and sliding his baton around the back of
his neck as he gets deep throated—then wrapping his
shirt around the bottom’s neck as he fucks him from
behind. New servicemen (and lovers) Pierce Hartman
and Colt Rivers get caught fooling around by sergeant
Johnny Torque in “Private Matters.” Rivers gets
stuffed at both ends in this verbal threeway (“Come
all over him, Private!”) filled with lots of energy and
big dick (Rivers is clearly enjoying every second).
“Loaded Bodyguard” finds entitled and bratty
musician Markie More forcing bodyguard Derek
Maxum into a cock-showoff contest (“Let’s
compare…I’m sure I have a bigger one”), the
two slurping each other’s beauties (the shots of
Maxum devouring More’s meat are particularly hot)
before More bends over. “Office Surprise” finds
businessman Harley Hartman getting a visit from
cop/stripper Arad, while the adorable Luke Adams
gets pounded by Joey Jay in “Alarming Hot Fire,” the
top taking control with his extinguisher—and his hot
blue collar, tough-guy accent.
—Brady Jansen