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BAM: Blonde Anal MILFs
LEWOOD PRODUCTIONS/EVIL ANGEL
D: Mark Wood, Francesca Lé. Cast: Sarah Vandella, Bridgette B., Christie
Stevens, Natasha Starr, Chris Strokes, Mark Wood. 169 Min.
Category: Anal, MILF
AAAA
With this box cover’s whimsical name and comic-book
graphics, it’s clear the LeWood team is in a playful mood.
The producer-director duo has a cute assortment of dolls
to play with: four BBBs (busty blonde babes) dressed up
and ready to strip down. And they have kindly provided
each one with her own toy.
— Iris Blocks
Cuddles
SMASH PICTURES
D: Uncredited. Cast: Ariana Marie, Abby Cross, Olivia Austin, Elektra Rose, Seth
Gamble, Others. 98 Min.
Category: Wall-to-Wall
AAAA
Each of the four scenes in this cute all-sexer starts off
with a starlet talking about why she likes to cuddle,
interspersed with some tease. Then it’s on to the
cuddling, which quickly turns into a romantic fuckfest.
With her girly voice, Ariana Marie is perfectly cast in this
couples-friendly title.
— Iris Blocks
The Booty Movie
ARCHANGEL PRODUCTIONS/GIRLFRIENDS FILMS
D: MimeFreak. Cast: Kendra Lust, Jada Stevens, Jodi Taylor, Bliss Dulce, Maddy
O’Reilly, Others. 151 Min.
Category: Big Butt, Interracial
AAAA
New studio ArchAngel delivers a solid big butt movie
directed by loved all-sex director MimeFreak. Beautifully
built MILF Kendra Lust enjoys her much-hyped first on-
camera interracial scene with Prince Yahshua and gets her
pussy thoroughly and acrobatically banged.
— Heather Namikoshi
Daddy and I
DESPERATE PLEASURES/PURE PLAY MEDIA
D: JW Ties. Cast: Kaisey Dean, Dick Dastardly, Jason Voor, JW Ties. 92 Min.
Category: Young Girl
AAA
Family relations know little boundaries in this amateur-
style release featuring Kaisey Dean (aka Kaycee Dean). A
bit mixed up and youthfully confused, she wants to have
sex with her brother, seduce her father, and blackmail
her uncle. No wonder the box bills this as “XXX that just
shouldn’t happen.”
— Dirty Bob
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AAAAA
A rare honor bestowed on only a handful of releases each year.
AAAA 1/2
Outstanding. The sex is scalding; production values are top-notch.
AAAA
All-Girl No boys, maybe some toys.
Interactive DVDs that allow viewers to choose from a range of actions and performers.
Excellent. Multiple orgasms assured. Stock several copies.
All-Sex Nothing but wall-to-wall action, baby.
Interracial For fans of dark and light meat.
AAA 1/2
Above average. Definitely strokable. Unambiguous recommendation.
Amateur Performers you’ve never heard of, shot with equipment available at Target.
Oral All about the pleasures of the mouth.
AAA
Anal Banging on the back door, mostly.
Parody Mainstream titles seen through the porn lens.
Average. Run of the mill. Par for the course. Get the picture?
AA 1/2
Big Butt The cheekiest porn around.
POV To misquote Christopher Isherwood, “You are the camera.”
It’s a pretty run-down mill. And that sand trap is a bitch.
Big Bust Boobs, racks, melons, juggs ...
Pro-Am Features little-known to unknown performers sometimes paired with name stars.
AA
You’ll probably need a crane to get it up.
Ethnic Focus on performers of a specific ethnicity.
Specialty Fetish and other specialized adult entertainment genres. Genre specified in parentheses.
A 1/2
Feature Plot-oriented movies, aimed primarily at couples, emphasize acting and dialogue.
Even a crane won’t help.
Vignette Sex scenes depicting self-contained stories or scenarios, with or without a connecting
device.
Gonzo Porno vérité, in which performers acknowledge the presence of the camera, frequently addressing viewers directly through it.
A
Try jerking off in the shower instead.
Young Girl The doctors of tomorrow funding their education today.
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