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Avengers XXX 2 An Axel Braun Parody
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VividXXXSuperheroes
Director: Axel Braun
PulseDistribution.com
Cast: Zoe Voss, Rikki Six, Jayden
Jaymes, Juelz Ventura, Eva Karera,
Josh Rivers, Eric Masterson, Seth
Gamble, Xander Corvus, Lexington
Steele; Penny Pax, Jazy Berlin, Dale
DaBone, Andy Appleton, Others
(Non-Sex Roles). 98 Min.
Category: Parody - Drama
Much like the big-screen Avengers
sequel bulldozing box offices
this summer, Axel Braun’s own
follow-up to his 2012 parody of the
original makes very little sense and
seems like more of an excuse for
mindlessly gratuitous action than
anything, but that hardly matters.
In fact, this being porn and all, it
adds to the production’s satisfaction
quotient rather than the opposite
effect it has in the mainstream
film—can you imagine how much
better Age of Ultron would have
seemed if it contained completely
arbitrary sex scenes with Scarlett
Johansson and Elizabeth Olsen?
But we digress. The basic plotline here,
such as one exists, finds the Avengers
trying to put a stop to the terrorist strikes
evil organization Hydra is carrying out
around the world. When Hawkeye (Eric
Masterson), Ms. Marvel (Rikki Six) and
Spider-Man (Xander Corvus) infiltrate
the lair of Hydra operative Viper (Juelz
Ventura), some henchman shoot Spidey
with a gooey substance that turns him
into bad, black-costumed Spidey, who
soon thereafter attacks Hawkeye, leaving
him badly injured. Though not, of course,
before Ms. Marvel has gotten a poke from
Hawkeye’s arrow and black Spidey has
railed Viper up her pooper.
Nick Fury (Lexington Steele)
dispatches Captain America (Josh Rivers),
Mockingbird (Penny Pax) and brand new Avenger Wasp (Zoe Voss) to track down
Spider-Man and the black stuff with which he got spooged. While they’re on that
mission, Red Guardian (Eva Karera) attempts to recruit Winter Soldier (Seth
Gamble) onto the team with her vagina.
Earlier in the movie, Cap America enjoys a boink in a holographic saloon with
Maria Hill (a great looking Jayden Jaymes), and Fury gets a horizontal “briefing”
from Wasp.
The ending leaves loose ends aplenty, so we can only imagine that around the
time Avengers 3 arrives in theaters, a third entry in Axel Braun’s parallel franchise
will arrive on the home screens of jack-happy comic book fans everywhere as well.
Until then, this installment’s five terrific sex scenes, top-notch special effects and
total absence of dullness should keep them well sated.
— Carlos Colon
Superhero Sex Objects From left, Jayden Jaymes as Maria Hill, Juelz Ventura as the evil Viper and Zoe Voss as
Avenger Wasp.
REVIEWS
Black Owned 6
JULES JORDAN VIDEO
JulesJordanVideo.com
D: Jules Jordan. Cast: Destiny Dixon, Samantha Saint, Summer Brielle,
Zoey Monroe, Lexington Steele, Others. 119 Min.
Category: Interracial
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There is no question that these dark and dusky studs
are in full control of their female co-performers. That is
the apparent premise and it comes across quite strongly.
Despite all of this control, Zoey Monroe is the only one
who submits to anal, and Prince Yahshua is the lucky
recipient of her willingness to allow admission up the
poop chute.
Deception
PRIVATE/PURE PLAY MEDIA
PurePlayMedia.com
D: Disanto. Cast: Jasmine Jae, Aletta Ocean, Cathy Heaven, Stella Cox, Ryan
Ryder, Others. 118 Min.
Category: Foreign Feature
AAAA
Jasmine Jae stars in this British feature about a detective
agency set up to catch men in their infidelities. Director
Disanto does an excellent job at framing the scenes so
that there is a uniform elegance within the world this
smutty fun exists.
— Heather Namikoshi
— Dirty Bob
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