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In the Flesh
AAAA 1/2
Girlfriends Films
GirlfriendsFilms.net
Director: B. Skow
Cast: Kassondra Raine, Mercedes
Carrera, Kasey Warner, Raven Bay,
Dakota James, Dick Chibbles, Karlo
Karrera, Michael Vegas, Seth
Gamble, Steven St. Croix; Alec
Knight (Non-Sex Role). 128 Min.
Category: Drama
REVIEWS
Adult films rarely tackle the subject
of religion, but B. Skow’s In the Flesh
runs at it head-on. A subtitle for
the movie might easily be “Jesus Is
Good for Your Sex Life,” and that’s
also pretty much the plot: Jesus
(wonderfully played by Alec Knight)
returns to earth after 2015 years
(okay, so they’re off by 33) and sets
about proclaiming his new gospel:
Go fuck yourself. But rather than
being, as that phrase might imply,
a masturbation vid, instead, every
time Jesus comes upon a couple
who seems to be headed in the
direction of sex, he glows and gives
them his blessing.
The first time this happens
is with a couple (Dakota James,
Karlo Karrera) who are kissing and
fondling each other by a tree, and
when Jesus leaves, they magically
find themselves in bed where Karlo
sucks on Dakota’s pierced nipples
and she deep throats him. From
there, they essay pretty much every
common position (and a couple of
uncommon ones) except anal—and
boy, does that woman know how to
moan deliciously!
Cut to Jesus walking in
somebody’s yard when a couple of
(we’re guessing) Texas cops, Murph
and Turph (Seth Gamble, Michael
Vegas), run across him, decide he’s
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a “hippie” and start to beat the shit out of him—until sheriff Dick Chibbles stops
them. Mind you, he’s also not too happy to have a hippie invading his turf, and
puts Jesus in a headlock and is about to force Jesus to suck his dick—but then JC
starts glowing again, and suddenly the sheriff’s a believer—and as the scene fades
out, Jesus generously asks, “Now how about that blowjob?”
Cut to the sheriff’s wife Beth (Mercedes Carrera) and daughter Marfa (Kasey
Warner) having a disagreement, which ends when Kasey walks out, leaving mom
to pleasure herself on the kitchen counter with ... a hot dog? (This may be the first
time we’ve seen someone use the floppy sausage to get off with, but Skow always
was the innovator ...) Once she’s done, the sheriff comes home with his new
pal, who glows for Mercedes, and everybody has a good laugh about their new
enlightenment.
Cut to: A city street. Nighttime. A streetlight glows, revealing the hooker
waiting underneath it: Marfa—and who should pull up in their squad car but
Murph and Turph, who flip a coin to decide who’ll get the freebie for not busting
her. Murph (Seth) wins, and moments later, they’re in bed with him licking tit,
then muff-diving and fingering her pussy, after which she blows him while he
gives her ass a few slaps. But the highlight of the scene has to be the reverse
cowgirl ride, with Kasey sliding back and forth on his cock and bouncing on it like
there’s no tomorrow, and though viewers won’t be terribly disappointed when the
couple moves on to mish, a facial cumshot and then even more mish, the reverse
cow is definitely worth replaying a few more times.
Marfa then goes home, only to be shocked to find mom bathing Jesus in the
bathtub—and even more shocked when dad enters and registers his approval.
Fortunately, Jesus’s glow comes out to make all right with the world, and as the
narrator explains, sex shame is just “a glitch in the human construct,” and Jesus
adds that he’s back “to spread my new message: Go fuck yourself”—and all the
humans do briefly, while Jesus holds both gals’ hands. Fade out ...
... and fade in on Mercedes and Dick in bed, holding each other after apparently
just having screwed each other silly—and they’re ready for round two! Again,
the couple manages most of the usual sex positions (again, no anal), with Dick
frequently fingering Mercedes’ butthole, leading her to scream, “I’m cumming!”
Meanwhile, Jesus is taking a nap when Marfa wakes him and asks to see his
cock, which he obliges (though it’s still hidden from the viewer)—and of course,
it glows. Kasey begins to give him a handjob, as she asks, “What happens when
it squirts? Does Holy water get everywhere?” “Well, the Lord does work in
mysterious sprays,” he replies. But we don’t get to see that, either. Fortunately,
Kasey decides to solo a bit with her fingers
for Jesus—and us.
Of course, once you’ve got Jesus in a
movie, you also have to have the Devil—
and who better to play him than Steven
St. Croix? He tells Murph and Turph that
JC has fooled the sheriff and his family—
and that the way to bring him down is to
shame him so much that his followers will
crucify him. “Shame is a way more powerful
weapon than any bullet made by man,” St.
Croix later says. So he takes Turph and adds
two “porn stars” (Raven Bay, Kassondra
Raine) for a foursome. The gals do their best
to get the guys off (except switch partners,
which is sort of surprising), so look for lots
of b.j., 69, cowgirl and reverse, spoon, mish
and doggie, after which both gals’ faces get
drenched with the white stuff.
We won’t spoil the rather touching
ending, but suffice to say, not only does In
the Flesh have its share of smokin’ hot sex,
it also has a surprisingly good religious
message for the masses who might actually
see this movie. Distributor Girlfriends
Films might consider sending over a couple
of copies to Family Research Council and
Morality in Media, if for no other reason
than that they’re bound to bash it in print—
thereby letting many of their followers know
how good it is!
— Mark Kernes
Showing Some Skin Above, from right, Raven Bay,
Kassondra Raine and Dakota James