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C Ch ha an ne el l P Pr re es st to on n a an nd d
R Ri il le ey y R Re ei id d R Re ev vi iv ve e
‘ ‘L La av ve er rn ne e & & S Sh hi ir rl le ey y’ ’
Hustler Video made hay with two spoofs of
Happy Days back in 2009, but still
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‘ ‘L Lo on ne e R Ra an ng ge er r X XX XX X’ ’
Director Jordan Septo’s been a busy, busy
guy this year, but he can cross one more task
untouched by adult industry satirists is that
show’s spin-off series, which etched itself
7.78.84.5 into pop culture history during a seven-year
run from 1976 to 1983. And that’s kinda
surprising, given that the plot of Laverne &
Shirley concerned itself with two single
female roommates who worked in the “Shotz
Brewery.” Apt fodder for porno, indeed.
So DreamZone Entertainment has taken
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off his to-do list: He’s wrapped The Lone
Ranger XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody,
7.78.84.5 0.55.74.0 produced by Paradox Pictures in association
with Exquisite Films and Extreme Comixxx.
Casting Ryan Driller as the Ranger was a
slam-dunk, given Driller’s many leading roles in X-rated superhero parodies (includ-
ing Man of Steel XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, which streets June 14). The casting of
Tonto was less obvious, but made perfect sense once it was revealed: Septo tapped
Adrianna Luna to play the Lone Ranger’s Native American sidekick.
“With her ethnic beauty, her athleticism and her sexy, toned body, she was perfect,”
up the challenge, and not surprisingly, the
two adult stars in Laverne & Shirley XXX: A
DreamZone Parody are way hotter than the
Septo raved. “I couldn’t have hoped for better.” In addition, the gorgeous adult per-
former has been working on her moves as an MMA fighter.
originals. (Penny Marshall and Cindy
Williams aimed for cute, not sexy.) Playing
Laverne is the inimitable Chanel Preston,
who nailed her role as Mindy in
DreamZone’s Mork & Mindy parody. Her
roomie? The red-hot Riley Reid.
0.0.0.75 0.0.0.50 0.0.0.100 So, who does what to whom? Laverne gets a little more action, but fans of both stars
should have nothing to complain about. Preston does one solo and a three-way with
Tommy Pistol and Seth Gamble. And Reid tussles with Anthony Rosano. But the hottest
Another coup for the multi-location, big budget western epic was the casting of
Cassidey. Fans will doubtlessly remember this former studio contract star, who’s been
away from the business for a couple of years.
The western adventure will be off and
running on DVD in September. For domes-
tic DVD sales, email mayra@expxxx.com.
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For other inquiries, email rob@xxxjuicy.com.
Also coming from Septo and Exquisite is
The XXX Adventures of Hawkman &
Hawkgirl: An Extreme Comixxx Parody.
0.0.0.25 0.0.0.75 scene will likely be the last, when the two besties get busy beneath the sheets (well, not
beneath, of course). Fans can judge for themselves in late July, when the title will be
released by DreamZone.
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