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SHE-HULK XXX:AN AXEL BRAUN PARODY
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This is reportedly
Chyna’s last XXX movie,
and as they say, if you’re
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going to go out, it’s best to
go out with a bang
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D Di ir re ec ct to or r: : Axel Braun
C Ca as st t: : Chyna, Gracie Glam, Tara
Lynn Foxx, Alexis Ford, Jennifer
Dark, Mark Wood, Alec Knight,
Alan Stafford, Eric Masterson;
Shylar Cobi, Richie Calhoun,
Ryan Driller, Andy Appleton,
Others (Non-Sex Roles). 93 Min.
C Ca at te eg go or ry y: : Parody - Drama
Green Goddess Axel Braun gives She-Hulk more
love than the mainstream in his latest super-
hero parody, starring Chyna as the She-Hulk
and Eric Masterson as Hawkeye.
MOVIES
Axel Braun continues to play
giddily in the ever-expanding
VividXXXSuperheroes universe
he’
s created to roughly parallel
(and, let’s not mince words, cash
in on) the seemingly never-
ending mainstream one itself
continuously growing and
branching off this way and that.
Of course, in the Braun
canon, characters have gotten
prominent play that the big-
screen Marvel movies haven’t
even yet touched—in a sense
augmenting the superhero
smorgasbord Hollywood is
serving up to die-hard comic
fanatics.
Which brings us to the case at
hand, She-Hulk, who first
appeared a year ago in Braun’s
The Avengers XXX and has not
appeared at all on the big screen,
much less in her own standalone
feature.
The non-Hulk version of the
title character, attorney Jennifer
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Walters, is played by 2011 AVN Best New Starlet Gracie Glam, who starts
the movie off with a hot desktop bonk opposite D.A. Mark Wood in an
attempt to secure immunity for a client she’s representing in a case against a
baddie named Trask. As revealed in the intro scene, Trask has put a hit on
her, leaving her in a hospital bed where, while she was unconscious, she
received a blood transfusion from her cousin Bruce Banner (Richie Calhoun).
As you can guess, Bruce passes his Hulk syndrome to Jennifer with the
transfusion, which she discovers when a couple of T rask’
s goons come to
finish the job on her, distracting the guard outside her
room (Alec Knight) by paying off receptionist Tara Lynn
Foxx to pull him into a small side room and blow him (a
task she carries out with mind-blowing expertise, we must
say).
Under attack by the goons, Jennifer Hulks out,
dispenses of them handily and flees the hospital. Unsure
where to turn, she locates Mr. Fantastic and the Invisible
Woman (Ryan Driller and Alexis Ford), and beseeches the
former to try and concoct an antidote for her condition.
While he’s busy working on that, Ford seduces her into a
lesbo tryst.
No sooner does Jennifer head back outside than she’s
captured by an entirely new set of goons—those of
sexy villainess Hydra (Jennifer Dark), who wants to
create a whole army of She-Hulks. Before she gets to
implementing that plan, though, she commands one of
aforesaid goons (Alan Stafford) to give her a nice, hard
banging.
Naturally, it doesn’t take much for Hulk Jenn to escape,
and on her way out she runs into none other
than Hawkeye (reprised once again by Eric Masterson).
The two get it on right then and there, because really, why
not?
This is reportedly Chyna’s last XXX movie (as she’s
moved to Japan to teach English to schoolchildren there),
and as they say, if you’re going to go out, it’s always best to
go out with a bang. Of the varied characters Ms. Laurer
has played over her career, She-Hulk may be not only the
most apt, but the most freakishly indelible. It should also
be noted that Glam’s sex scene here is likely one of the last
boy/girls in which she’ll be seen, since she’s been girl/girl-
only for some time now.
As if both those things weren’t enough to make She-
Hulk XXX a collector’s item, the DVD also comes with an
original eight-page comic book illustrating the story. In
short, Axel does it again.
—Carlos Colon