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Bombshells 4
ELEGANT ANGEL PRODUCTIONS
ElegantAngel.com
D: William H. Cast: Anikka Albrite, Lia Lor, Maddy O’Reilly, Mischa
Brooks, Sharon Lee, Others. 161 Min.
Category: All-Sex
AAAA
The latest round of beauties to star in this series make their
mark well here, and stocking anything from Elegant directed
by William H. is a complete no-brainer. All women present are
ravaged well by top porn dick, and H. makes sure that the
viewer sees all at their best. —Heather Namikoshi
In My Room 2
NACHO VIDAL PRODUCTIONS/EVIL ANGEL
EvilDistributors.com
D: Nacho Vidal. Cast: Franceska Jaimes, Sasha Jones, Katia De
Lys, Noemilk, Marta Sanz, Nacho Vidal. 194 Min.
Category: Gonzo
AAAA
“Look at that lucky bastard,” Nacho Vidal says to the camera
in the second outing in this fervid gonzo series. The Spanish-
speaking hotties assembled for Vidal’s pleasure support the
boast about his luck—from brand-new Sasha Jones to his
real-life partner, the fabulous Franceska Jaimes. —Iris Blocks
Pornstars in the Making 2
Vince Vouyer Unleased/Jules Jordan Video
The title does not lie: Practically every
girl appearing in this collection of
scenes from Vince Vouyer releases—
including Pay Me in Cum, Teen Glazing
and Sexual Ussault Vehicle —has gone
on to achieve genuine porn stardom.
Allie Haze, Lexi Belle, Gracie Glam,
Jessie Andrews … all top-of-the-heap
names among the current generation
of porn royalty.
Of greater interest than any of
them, however, may be the somewhat
lesser known but equally (if not more)
scintillating duo of Melanie and Valerie
Rios, who lavish each other with buck-
ets of love and saliva while Melanie
takes the cock and eventual facial
cum blast of Joe Blow.
What makes it interesting—and
that much hotter, if you’re into this
sort of thing—is that the two Rioses
passed themselves off for a time as
real-life sisters. They’re not, they’ve
” They lavish each
since fessed up, but regardless, talk
other with buckets of
about a dream threesome!
—Max Schwartz
l ove and saliva
>>
Double Trouble: Melanie
and Valerie Rios
(longer reviews on AVN.com)
ratings guide >
REVIEW GUIDE
AAAAA
A rare honor bestowed on only a handful of releases each year.
AAAA 1/2
categories >
All-Girl No boys, maybe some toys.
All-Sex Nothing but wall-to-wall action, baby.
Amateur Performers you’ve never heard of, shot with equipment
available at Target.
Anal Banging on the back door, mostly.
Big Butt The cheekiest porn around.
Big Bust Boobs, racks, melons, juggs ...
Ethnic Focus on performers of a specific ethnicity.
Feature Plot-oriented movies, aimed primarily at couples, emphasize
acting and dialogue.
Gonzo Porno vérité, in which performers acknowledge the presence of
the camera, frequently addressing viewers directly through it.
Interactive DVDs that allow viewers to choose from a range of
actions and performers.
Interracial For fans of dark and light meat.
Oral All about the pleasures of the mouth.
Parody Mainstream titles seen through the porn lens.
POV To misquote Christopher Isherwood, “You are the camera.”
Pro-Am Features little-known to unknown performers sometimes
paired with name stars.
Specialty Fetish and other specialized adult entertainment genres.
Genre specified in parentheses.
Vignette Sex scenes depicting self-contained stories or scenarios, with
or without a connecting device.
Young Girl The doctors of tomorrow funding their education today.
Outstanding. The sex is scalding; production values are top-notch.
AAAA
Excellent. Multiple orgasms assured. Stock several copies.
AAA 1/2
Above average. Definitely strokable. Unambiguous recommendation.
AAA
Average. Run of the mill. Par for the course. Get the picture?
AA 1/2
It’s a pretty run-down mill. And that sand trap is a bitch.
AA
You’ll probably need a crane to get it up.
A 1/2
Even a crane won’t help.
A
Try jerking off in the shower instead.
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