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Comp spotlight
reviews
Barely Blue Velvet: A XXX Parody
REAL PRODUCTIONS/PEARL PRODUCTIONS/PULSE
PulseDistribution.com
D:Jason Danilak. Cast: Tasha Reign, Vicki Chase, Alura Jenson,
Cytherea, Sammie Spades, Others. 125 Min.
Category: Parody - Drama
AAAA
Though this parody won’t be to everyone’s taste, arguably one
could say that the world is more complete now that there’s a
sexually explicit homage to David Lynch’s über-creepy 1986
psychodrama. Opaque and menacing, Eric John inhabits the
role of Frank, inhaling helium and turning his voice into a
spooky falsetto. —Iris Blocks
Big Butts Like It Big 12
BRAZZERS
Brazzers.com
D:Uncredited. Cast: Kristina Rose, Jynx Maze, Juelz Ventura, Inari
Vachs, Courtney Cummz, Others. 182 Min.
Category: Big Butt, Anal
AAAA
Anal fans will greatly enjoy this latest edition of the series by
the fine people at Brazzers. The chicks are top-notch and their
cute butts all get reamed thoroughly. Retailers should be
aware of their local laws on penetration during bondage when
stocking this. —Heather Namikoshi
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Anna Polina Infinity
Marc Dorcel/Wicked Pictures
Containing two discs full of scenes
featuring the staggeringly gorgeous
Marc Dorcel contract girl with the
Tolstoy-esque name, Anna Polina Infinity
serves as a rich primer on the work of the
titular star for those who haven’t yet had
the exquisite experience of encountering
it, as well as a must-have collector’s item
for fans of hers and/or of exotic Euro-
sirens in general.
Polina partakes in all manner of
sexual delights here, from standard
boy/girl to girl/girl, three-ways, double
penetration and more, with a whopping
total of 23 scenes offered up in all. Other
popular overseas starlets sharing the
screen with the headliner include Claire
Castel, Tarra White, Carla Cox, Liza Del
Sierra and 2013 AVN Female Foreign
Performer of the Year Aleska Diamond. A
brimming bounty of mouthwatering
European carnality sure to provide a near
Infinityof pleasurable viewing.
—Peter Warren
” Polina partakes in
all manner of
Euro-Siren Call A
shot from one of the
sexual delights
scenes in this
continental comp.
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ratings guide >
REVIEW GUIDE
AAAAA
A rare honor bestowed on only a handful of releases each year.
AAAA 1/2
categories >
All-Girl No boys, maybe some toys.
All-Sex Nothing but wall-to-wall action, baby.
Amateur Performers you’ve never heard of, shot with equipment
available at Target.
Anal Banging on the back door, mostly.
Big Butt The cheekiest porn around.
Big Bust Boobs, racks, melons, juggs ...
Ethnic Focus on performers of a specific ethnicity.
Feature Plot-oriented movies, aimed primarily at couples, emphasize
acting and dialogue.
Gonzo Porno vérité, in which performers acknowledge the presence of
the camera, frequently addressing viewers directly through it.
Interactive DVDs that allow viewers to choose from a range of
actions and performers.
Interracial For fans of dark and light meat.
Oral All about the pleasures of the mouth.
Parody Mainstream titles seen through the porn lens.
POV To misquote Christopher Isherwood, “You are the camera.”
Pro-Am Features little-known to unknown performers sometimes
paired with name stars.
Specialty Fetish and other specialized adult entertainment genres.
Genre specified in parentheses.
Vignette Sex scenes depicting self-contained stories or scenarios, with
or without a connecting device.
Young Girl The doctors of tomorrow funding their education today.
Outstanding. The sex is scalding; production values are top-notch.
AAAA
Excellent. Multiple orgasms assured. Stock several copies.
AAA 1/2
Above average. Definitely strokable. Unambiguous recommendation.
AAA
Average. Run of the mill. Par for the course. Get the picture?
AA 1/2
It’s a pretty run-down mill. And that sand trap is a bitch.
AA
You’ll probably need a crane to get it up.
A 1/2
Even a crane won’t help.
A
Try jerking off in the shower instead.
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