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OFFENSIVE CR AYONS
Slide into adulthood by coloring all your desires
using these utterly offensively named crayons!
We all know the crayon world has always been
exceedingly politically correct, so now it’s time to get
revenge for all the colors we had to put up with in our
youth. Think that crayon is white? Nope. It’s called
“Privilege.” And there’s “Golden Shower Goldenrod.”
Need I say more? This 24-pack will keep you rolling
in guffaws while you display your hidden talents!
OffensiveCrayons.com
THE FRENCH TICKLER
Explore different sensations with this uniquely
shaped pleasure device. A simple button
controls the rotation speed and action and the
textured, silicone head surface teases and tickles
everywhere it touches. Easy to use all over the
body, it’s designed to provide sensation to the clit,
so be sure to use plenty of lube to take advantage
of all the thrills it has to offer.
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