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E VEN SLUTS DESERVE
What greeting cards did I send out before finding
Sleazy Greetings? Boring ones! The covers of their
cards will leave you laughing and the recipient splitting
their pants. This one is one of my favorites, having two
kids on the cover sharing birthday wishes and a cake,
wearing vintage outfits, with the requisite birthday
hat. Combine that visual with the words “Even Sluts
Deserve A Happy Birthday,” I’ll get it and send it to my
slutty friends. SleazyGreetings.com
SUPERHERO ULTIMATE
Become the superhero you really are when you
spritz a couple of sprays of this prolonging additive
onto the head of your penis. Allow it to work its
magic for a few minutes to take full advantage of its
performance blend of natural ingredients, including
the South American spilanthes, for extra power. It
can be applied to non-erect penises, giving you a
few minutes to work up your willy and getting ready
to put your boner to good use. Pjur.com
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