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PIÑA COLADA
WICKED PICTURES/PULSE DISTRIBUTION Wicked.com
D: Eddie Nova
CAST: Lumi Ray, Theodora Day, Lexi Victoria, Queenie Sateen, Seth Gamble, Others
TIME: 129 Min.
CATEGORY: MILF, TABOO RELATIONS
AAA 1/2
Social director Lumi Ray and bartender Lucas Frost run the Piña Colada bed and breakfast, a kind-of land-bound Love Boat. After spending the morning shopping with Jay Romero, Lexi Victoria flirtatiously tells bartender Frost she needs a massage, getting Romero angry and getting Frost laid. When Victoria’s jewelry gets stolen, Ray asks Romero if he knows anything about it and he offers to buy a replacement piece. Like a Tarantino movie, Piña Colada re-works familiar characters and situations
SHAMELESS
DEEPER/PULSE DISTRIBUTION Deeper.com
D: Derek Dozer
CAST: Katrina Colt, Lily Starfire, Kylie Rocket, Tommy King, Oliver Flynn, Others
TIME: 154 Min.
CATEGORY: ANTHOLOGY
AAA 1/2
Katrina Colt dresses with care: Lacy skin- tone bra, matching crotchless G-string. Runs downstairs to meet Oliver Flynn, who takes control immediately, starting an anal-inclusive dom- sex session. “There are dames, and there are dames,” stripper Lily Starfire observes as she takes the stage to ‘60s bad-girl music. Victor Ray, helpfully introduced as “The Mark,” is Starfire’s quarry, getting a lapdance that escalates into a blowjob and eventually a pas de deux on the strip-club stage.
≠ TOD HUNTER
STEP FAMILY
SUMMER VACATION
BRAZZERS/PULSE
DISTRIBUTION
Brazzers.com
D: Uncredited
CAST: Cherie DeVille, Holly Day, Scarlit Scandal, Scott Nails, Max Fills, Others
TIME: 110 Min.
CATEGORY: COMEDY, TABOO RELATIONS AAA 1/2
Poor Cherie Deville— freshly married, horny as hell, and eager for her honeymoon. However, this turns from an intimate twosome to a family vacation in an RV. Driving through the desert makes daughter Holly Day one bored girl, so she flashes highway patrolman Scott Nails. He pulls over the RV and soon Day has her skirt hiked up. Finally, son Max Fills is seduced by hotel harlot Scarlit Scandal, and his new stepmom DeVille.
≠ DIRTY BOB
THE YOUNG & THE
BUSHLESS 2
BANG!/ADULT SOURCE MEDIA
Bang.com
D: Blair Hudson, Daisy Lavoy, Maria Anjel, Veronica Church, Nathan Thrice, Matthew Bailey TIME: 197 Min. CATEGORY:INGÉNUE, GONZO
AAA 1/2
With being freshly shaved as one of their selling points, these young babes bring back the fun of pre-arranged pick-ups. Super-fresh Blair Hudson is encountered at a playground where, after a brief get-to-know-you- before-I-blow-you, she does just that for our lucky videographer. Veronica Church blows her dude and rides him until he explodes in her mouth. Daisy Lavoy, possessing a fantastic rump just begging to be explored, gets her wish. Maria Anjel is a living wet dream for people into topless car rides, easy hook-ups and public exhibitionism.
≠ DIRTY BOB
≠ TOD HUNTER
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