Page 88 - AVN March 2023

BAD LESBIAN 16
GIRLFRIENDS FILMS
GirlfriendsFilms.com
D: Uncredited
CAST: Serene Siren, Delilah Day, Theodora Day, Ailee Anne, Sarah Taylor, Others
TIME: 191 Min.
CATEGORY: ALL-GIRL
AAAA
Serene Siren and Bella Blu sit around lamenting about how they know they are good girls but fall for the bad ones—then profess their attraction to one another. Ailee Anne and Sarah Taylor, mixed up in some sort of identity theft, rush to clear their laptops and knock off a piece just in time to snuggle. Delilah Day and Jesse Pony miss their past labia-licking so much that they have to give it a (very well done) replay. Theodora Day and Ariel Darling sneak around and indulge in some pelvis rubs—and a lot more.
BODY LANGUAGE
JOYBEAR PICTURES
Joybear.com
D: Ed and Sam
CAST: Satine Spark, Belle O’Hara, Eva Ray, Esluna Love, Marc Kaye, Others
TIME: 92 Min.
CATEGORY: INTERNATIONAL AAA 1/2
This British release, obviously slanted toward romance and women, pushes the concept of non-verbal communication in regard to lovemaking. Starting out at a wedding, an overdubbed female voice explains the whats and whys of couples getting together. Esluna Love, sister of the bride, simply has the best lover, so she says, in Frank Rock thanks to his oral and pounding abilities and stamina. Non- verbal romance oozes throughout as couples connect.
CHEATING
HOUSEWIVES 5
REALITY JUNKIES/MILE
HIGH MEDIA
MileHighMedia.com
D: Mike Quasar
CAST: Aidra Fox, Olivia Jay, Bunny Madison, Savannah Bond, Mike Mancini, Others
TIME: 111 Min.
CATEGORY: ANTHOLOGY
AAAA
The irony is not lost to barrister Mike Mancini when his client, Aidra Fox—who is being sued by her husband for infidelity—makes it as transparent as the clothes she sheds that she will do anything to retain him as her lawyer. Savannah Bond convinces Jay Romero to ignore his guilty conscience and go with his libido as her boy toy when hubby is away. Slender newlywed Olivia Jay and a scruffy Nade Nasty are a perfect fit. The problem is, Nasty is her new husband’s son.
≠ DIRTY BOB
DIRTY LITTLE
SCHOOLGIRL
STORIES 10
NEW SENSATIONS
NewSensations.com
D: Paul Woodcrest, Eddie Powell CAST: Maria Kazi, Ryder Rey, Ruby Redbottom, River Lynn, Alex Legend, Others
TIME: 132 Min.
CATEGORY: INGÉNUE
AAA 1/2
Maria Kazi is miffed that Alex Legend is late picking her up from school, and gets her revenge by distracting him when he talks to his wife on the phone. She leaves her plaid skirt and matching headband on straight through to the pop. River Lynn struts into Milan’s home, shows him her report card, and tells him, “You said you’d give me a reward if I passed bio chem. You’re my reward. Get naked.” Bright cinematography adds value, and tattoos and piercings on the “schoolgirls” reinforce the play-acting elements.
≠ TOD HUNTER
≠ DIRTY BOB
≠ DIRTY BOB
88 AVN.COM | 3.23 | MARQUEE MOVIES