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JOANNA ANGEL’S DUNGEON
FURNITURE EMPORIUM
AAAA 1/2
BURNINGANGEL ENTERTAINMENT
AdultTime.com
DIRECTOR: Joanna Angel
CAST: Adira Allure, Jessica Lee, Brooklyn Lee,
Brooklyn Gray, Gia Derza, Joanna Angel, Dante Colle,
Ruckus; Shawn Alff (Non-Sex Role)
TIME: 114 Min.
CATEGORY: BDSM, COMEDY
Joanna Angel is the Mel Brooks of
porn. Decked out in leather garb, she
is the proprietress of what seems to be
a dungeon/furniture store. Correction—
it is not a store; it is an Emporium, she
claims dramatically, and every time
she says the word, lightning flashes
and thunder rolls and lights flicker—a
la Brooks’ classic Young Frankenstein.
Jessie Lee and boyfriend Ruckus
want to redecorate their place, but
his lack of interest in Angel’s fetish
furnishings leads to the need to demo
her training tools on him. Following
some, ahem, re-training, Lee and
Angel try out the strap-on on one
another—and on Ruckus.
The problem is, Angel can’t seem
to make a sale, and she gives away
furnishings for free—as here, where
she makes Lee promise to peg as
many men on the table as she can
because she feels that every man she
pegs on the table will become a future
customer—ya gotta think long term
sales strategy for her ... emporium (cue
the lightning and thunder).
≠ DIRTY BOB
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