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IT’S A SMALL WORLD DATING
The newest dating sites get down to the long and short
of penis size. Dinky One, is for “connecting those with a
smaller penis to those who prefer one. If you think you have
a mini willy” they say “there’s no need to be embarrassed.
This means anyone you date will be fully aware and you
can avoid unnecessary pressure or anxiety.” They also note
that, “There’s pressure on all genders to conform to ideals
set by TV, film and porn. The adult entertainment industry
only casts males with well over average-sized penises.
All of this makes a man already insecure about his size,
even more self conscious.” It’s the dating site inspired by
huge porn dick!
The “world’s largest dating site for small penis dating”
features an app as well, and is open to all genders,
including female, male, and transgender. The site explains
the different sizes of penises including the “micropenis”
which they explain as “defined by an erect size less than
3.5 inches/9 cm. “If you fall into this group and have
struggled with sexual partners in the past you need to try
Dinky One!” they suggest. They also answer the question
of who likes a tiny wee wee. “There are women who find
sexual intercourse painful,” they say. “And there are also
women who have a fetish interest in small guys, often
they play a dominant role.” (As in “Get that small weenie
outta my face!”)
BIG SHOT DATING
For the well hung and the size queens who love them,
Big One, “Large Penis Dating” is “open to any male who
has an above average penis (5.5 inches erect) or any
person (of any gender) who prefers a larger penis.” Since
this site and app doesn’t need to explain the different
sizes of penises, I will. (There are four sizes of penises:
small, medium, large, and OMG you’re going to kill me
with that thing!)
The site was created by the creator of Dinky One, who
was asked to create a site “for lovers of larger penises.”
Founder David Minns told us that, “Although larger men
may not struggle with penis insecurity, there are people
who prefer their partners to be big. Finding such a partner
is difficult on other dating sites. If size matters to you then
BIG one lets you focus on building the relationship knowing
they meet your expectations.” Sending unsolicited dick
pics to the ladies is not allowed however, (since we get
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those sent when we’re not on dating sites) but the direct
messaging feature allows people to exchange whatever
consensual donkey dick pics they want. And if any of the
ladies out there (or anyone of any gender) is at a loss for
words when they see a really huge one, feel free to lift a line
I heard in a gay adult video: “Give it to me you big prick.”
THE BALD AND THE BEAUTIFUL
A third site by David Minns, who calls himself “Niche
dating man,” is Bald Dating, where “heads and personalities
shine.” He decided to create the site and app “after reading
stories online about a new dating craze called ‘hatfishing”
where men who are bald wear hats to pretend they aren’t
bald. “Hatfishing is when a man who is not confident about
his baldness or thinning hair hides under a hat on his dating
profile and doesn’t let his partner know,” he says. “I had
to do something.” And Bald Dating was born. The dating
site is “for anyone with a bald head or thinning hair.” Minns,
who is bald, says that, “Having virtually no hair doesn’t
bother me in the slightest, except getting a bit cold in the
winter and sunburnt in the summer.”
A recent study from The University of Pennsylvania
found that bald men were perceived as more “attractive,
dominant, and confident.”
DATING ON A HIGHER LEVEL
For daters who want to share the wonder weed with
other sexy (stoned) daters, there are dating sites and apps
for people who want to “weed out” other people. Daters
here are looking for people who won’t judge them for
smoking the magical plant. For those who see themselves
as pot connoisseurs rather than “stoners,” cannabis
dating apps help you meet your future bud smoking sex
buddy. High There! is more for bong friends or friends with
benefits, while My420Date is for people looking for their
“Mary Jane.”
Sex and cannabis can be an amazingly erotic experience,
and many sex therapists recommend couples try the
plant for its relaxing yet exciting side effects. High There!
asks questions only a pot app would ask, such as your
preferences (sativa, indica, edibles) and what your “energy
level is once you’re high. (Caffeinated vs. “couch lock.”)
The app locates users near you like Tinder and lets you
post a video, perfect for letting someone know what you
are really thinking about right after you took a big bong hit.