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“I want to see nude, shiny
female bodies.”
The thing that I miss most in this pandemic is
getting to see women taking off their clothes in
front of me, and not in some little box with a bad
internet connection, fading in and out so that
the nipples get lost somewhere over the Urals.
I don’t care if they have to wear masks or a
sheet of plastic between them; I just want to
see naked women again, and not on Zoom.
I realize that, being a woman, I get away
with things that male porn directors don’t,
and shouldn’t, get away with. Women feel
comfortable around a female director, and
if male directors have a problem with that,
remember that my being invited to touch the
boobs of my talent is a tiny treat compared to
the fact that men don’t have periods.
Gazzman and I have been locked away
together for three months, and I love him, but
when I get back to shooting, I’m not in any
big rush to see a penis. I long to get back to
directing girl/girl scenes. Or girl/girl/girl scenes.
Or girl/girl/girl/girl scenes.
I want to see nude, shiny female bodies. I want
to smell them. I want Kira Queen to hypnotize me
with her eyes. I want to get smushed between
her and Cherry Kiss like a marshmallow. I am
horny to direct.
People have said that I am a pervy man
trapped in a woman’s body. That is fine by me.
Luckily I only have to pay these outrageous
British income taxes for one of us.
Some day the quarantine will lift. It’s been fun
watching porn stars stacked on top of each
other in little Brady Bunch grids, and I’m glad
that we have options when plagues come.
But right now all I want to do is help a girl in
and out of a selection of panties, in person,
using my hands.
In the meantime, and this is not the first time
I’ve said it, and every woman in the world will
agree with me: I wish I’d bought stock in Hitachi.
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