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METAL MASSAGE
BURNINGANGEL
ENTERTAINMENT/EXILE
DISTRIBUTION
BurningAngel.com
D: Joanna Angel
CAST: Angela White, Karlee Grey,
Romi Rain, Joanna Angel, Small
Hands, Others.
TIME: 130 Min.
CATEGORY: COMEDY
AAAA
Owen Gray and Small
Hands in this title play a
pair of metalhead fake
massage therapists
who don’t really have
much in the way of
business sense, or
brains in general. Their
hot landlady—played
by Joanna Angel,
who also directs—is
up their asses to get
the rent paid, so they
need to get their shit
together and get some
clients. The tatted-
up and clueless yet
earnest pair work their
way through several
dark-haired beauties
in the process and it’s
definitely lots of fun.
≠ NAOMI LEROY
PLEASUREVILLE:
A DIGITAL
PLAYGROUND
XXX PARODY
DIGITAL PLAYGROUND/
PULSE DISTRIBUTION
DigitalPlayground.com
D: Vic Lagina
CAST: Chloe Cherry, Alexis Fawx,
Maya Bijou, Penny Pax, Tyler
Nixon, Others.
TIME: 139 Min.
CATEGORY: PARODY
AAAA
Chloe Cherry and
Tyler Nixon move into
their new abode; he
finds a dusty black-
and-white movie in
the attic and pops it in
the DVD player. When
it malfunctions, they
check the connections,
and ... get sucked into
the TV. Time-warped
into the same house,
black-and-white and
naked, they pull ’50s
clothes out of moving
boxes and try to make
sense of this new world
they find themselves in.
≠ TOD HUNTER
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POSITIONS
JOYBEAR PICTURES/
PULSE DISTRIBUTION
JoyBear.com
D: Dee D.
CAST: Clea Gaultier, Kali Sudhra,
Amber Nevada, Julia de Lucio,
Sicilia, Others.
TIME: 96 Min.
CATEGORY: FOREIGN
NON-FEATURE
AAAA
A look behind the
scenes at an unorthodox
ballet academy. “One
failed ballet audition
too many left me with
no choice: I needed to
start from scratch,” says
Florence (Clea Gaultier)
in voiceover. “I’d heard
of a place that might help
me find what I’d lost and
didn’t play by the rules.”
The five scenes are
linked to the five classic
ballet positions. Clever
premise, dialogue-less
scenes featuring artistic
lighting and jazzy music
intros and casual Euro-
sex make Positions a
good choice for couples
and tentative newbies.
≠ TOD HUNTER
PRINZZESS: A
DECADE OF DESIRE
GIRLFRIENDS FILMS
GilfriendsFilms.com
D: B. Skow
CAST: Prinzzess, Abigail Mac,
Carter Cruise, Jessa Rhodes,
Zoey Monroe.
TIME: 228 Min.
CATEGORY: ALL-GIRL,
STAR SHOWCASE
AAAA
Ten years is a long
time for a woman in this
industry to be under
contract, and Prinzzess
has done just that for
Girlfriends Films in more
than 270 scenes. Over
the course of two discs
in this showcase, the
viewer gets to see four
new girl/girl scenes plus
interviews of this durable
and long-lasting dancer
and performer in the
DVD extras. Also seen
in the extras is another
Girlfriends Films regular,
India Summer, in her
100th scene for the
company, and naturally
she chose Prinzzess to
work with her.
≠ DIRTY BOB