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Star Wars: The Last Temptation A Digital Playground XXX Parody
AAAA 1/2
DIGITAL PLAY-
GROUND/PULSE
DISTRIBUTION
PulseDistribution.com
DIRECTOR: Dick Bush
CAST: Adriana Chechik,
Lily LaBeau, Georgie Lyall,
Xander Corvus, Erik Ever-
hard, Antonio Black, Tony
DeSergio, Axel Aces; Sophia
Knight, Alex Donald, Danny
D. (Non-Sex Roles). 153 Min.
CATEGORY: PARODY
Story movies (whose second entry, Solo, arrived in
theaters at the end of last month) offering an expanded
narrative canvas for tales tangential to the main Star
WWith the new side franchise of standalone Star Wars
Wars thread, it’s interesting to see Digital Playground in
a sense concocting its own alternate offshoots, first with
last year’s AVN Award-nominated Star Wars Underworld
and now with this almost companion piece to the eighth
film of the Star Wars-proper canon, The Last Jedi.
Released just a month after Last Jedi, this rather
contained parallel-universe excursion focuses solely
on the intense psychic connection that film explores
between Rey (Adriana Chechik) and Kylo Ren (Xander
Corvus), which of course can only lead in this world to
sexual consummation.
Star Warriors As Rey, Adriana Chechik (bottom left) uses the Force along
with General Leia (Georgie Lyall, top left) and faces off against General
Phasma (Lily LaBeau, right).
Ren draws Rey to him by filling her head from
afar with the vision of a lusty encounter between
them—specifically, a ravenous blowjob she
gives him after he’s teased her by way of remote
fingering using his Force powers.
As she’s making her way to him, General Leia
(played by the much-too-young-accuracy-wise
Georgie Lyall) awakens and promptly attends to
the resuscitation wood of Finn (Antonio Black).
A bit later, after crashing on T’ivat, where
Ren awaits, Rey gets cornered by his conniving
underling, General Phasma (Lily LaBeau), who
convinces her to unleash some of her pent-up
sexual frustration in a smoldering, wildly pliant
lesbian session that marks the movie’s erotic
highpoint.
At last, Rey and Ren face off, and it evolves into
a mini-gangbang, with his two henchmen (Tony
DeSergio and Axel Aces) joining in to partake of
the Jedi student’s ample delights. And finally, as
an almost postscript, Phasma and Luke Skywalker
(Erik Everhard) have their own coital clash aboard
the Millennium Falcon (or something resembling
it).
The tone of The Last Temptation wavers between
straightforward and cheeky (Corvus and Everhard
both rattle off one-liners during their sex scenes
such as “This is the cock you’re looking for”), but
overall it’s a lot of fun and even verges on thrilling
in a couple spots.
Mainly, it’s a terrific star vehicle for Chechik,
who does a commendable job affecting Rey’s
British accent (and we’d be remiss if we didn’t give
LaBeau props for her handling of the Brit tongue as
well), but more importantly, proves how much sheer
commitment and radiant screen power she can bring to
a lead role. An absolute must-see for any Star Wars geek
or member of the #ChechikArmy, as well as porn parody
enthusiasts in general.
—Peter Warren
ratings guide>
AAAAA - A rare honor bestowed on only a handful of releases each year. AAAA 1/2 - Outstanding. The sex is scalding; production values are top-notch.
AAAA - Excellent. Multiple orgasms assured. Stock several copies. AAA 1/2 - Above average. Definitely strokable. Unambiguous recommendation.
AAA - Average. Run of the mill. Par for the course. Get the picture? AA 1/2 - It’s a pretty run-down mill. And that sand trap is a bitch. AA - You’ll probably need a crane to get it up.
A 1/2 - Even a crane won’t help. A - Try jerking off in the shower instead.
All-Girl - No boys, maybe some toys.
Big Bust - Boobs, racks, melons, juggs ...
All-Sex - Nothing but wall-to-wall action, baby.
Ethnic - Focus on performers of a specific ethnicity.
Interactive - DVDs that allow viewers to choose from a range of actions and performers.
Pro-Am - Features little-known to unknown performers sometimes
paired with name stars.
Amateur - Performers you’ve never heard of, shot with equipment
Feature - Plot-oriented movies, aimed primarily at couples, emphasize
Interracial - For fans of dark and light meat.
available at Target.
acting and dialogue.
Oral - All about the pleasures of the mouth.
Specialty - Fetish and other specialized adult entertainment genres. Genre specified in parentheses.
Anal - Banging on the back door, mostly.
Big Butt - The cheekiest porn around.
Gonzo - Porno vérité, in which performers acknowledge the presence of the camera, frequently addressing viewers directly through it.
Parody - Mainstream titles seen through the porn lens.
Vignette - Scenes depict self-contained stories or scenarios, with or
POV - To misquote Christopher Isherwood, “You are the camera.”
without a connecting device.
Young Girl - The doctors of tomorrow funding their education today.
EDITOR’S CHOICE
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