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Vampires
AAAA 1/2
GIRLSWAY PRODUCTIONS/
GIRLFRIENDS FILMS
GirlfriendsFilms.net
DIRECTOR: Stills by Alan
CAST: Shyla Jennings, Abigail Mac, Melissa
Moore, Jelena Jensen, Georgia Jones,
Serena Blair, Carter Cruise, Angela White.
210 Min.
CATEGORY: ALL-GIRL, ACTION/THRILLER
“I didn’t know much about
vampires until my sister
became one,” says Shyla
Jennings as a “blind girl from
Abigail Mac (center) finds a family that preys together when she meets Melissa Moore, Jelena Jensen, Georgia
Jones and Carter Cruise.
Boston” fending off the undead in sunny California. That’s a great kickoff
to this five-part mini-series from writer-director Stills By Alan and producer
Bree Mills. It’s inventive, entertaining and very well made.
In Part 1, we meet stepsisters Shyla and Abigail Mac. Abigail goes to visit
Willow (Melissa Moore), who tells her, “My family doesn’t exactly sleep at
night.” Her “sisters”—Carter Cruise and Georgia Jones—want Abby to stay.
Melissa explains that they aren’t really a “family.” Jelena Jensen (stunning,
with purple hair and lips) is the “mother” in command.
Video Chat Revenge
Carter, Georgia and Abigail get it on, with Jelena
and Melissa soon joining in. In no time they form
a pussy-eating chain. Great group sex action.
And, sorry Dracula fans, but there are no fangs or
neck-biting on view. These sexy ghouls blow blue
smoke into each other’s mouths—something about
their vampiric essence. That’s the way Abigail is
transformed.
In Part 2: Sisters, Shyla is “attacked” by Abby after
she’s been vampirized but they have a tender sex
scene.
Abby is contacted by vampire hunter Serena Blair,
who warns the sisters that the vampires are on
the way to get them. She takes them to her house,
which is festooned with garlic and crucifixes. After
much back and forth they decide to fuck. Very tasty
multi-orgasmic three-way action with Serena and the
stepsisters.
Part 4, The Showdown, introduces the vampire
Angelica, played to perfection by Angela White.
She is Mother’s favorite pet and hitwoman. Serena
launches her invasion of the vampire lair by sending
in Abigail as the first shock troop. Angela easily
dominates her—she’s mean and hot and hyper-
aggressive. Mother Jelena joins in the ravaging of
their newest vampire.
Meanwhile Serena manages to set the house on
fire with a cigarette lighter. Away from the blaze,
Shyla and Abigail are pursued by the vengeful
Mother Jelena. It would hardly be a spoiler to reveal
that sex does ensue and that all the good gals
eventually emerge triumphant.
—Jared Rutter
AAAA 1/2
PRETTY DIRTY/GIRLFRIENDS FILMS
GirlfriendsFilms.net
DIRECTOR: Craven Moorehead
CAST: Tiffany Watson, Ashley Adams, Valenti-
na Nappi, Cassidy Klein, Seth Gamble, Jessy
Jones, Xander Corvus, Ryan Driller; Claudia
Valentine (Non-Sex Role). 141 Min.
CATEGORY: ANTHOLOGY
Four scenes with vengeful
twists.
Jessy Jones heads off
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Ryan Driller plays Cassidy Klein’s virginal step-sib in one of the vignettes in Video Chat Revenge.
to college, upsetting girlfriend Tiffany Watson. When she calls to
videochat with him, he neglects to sign off before hooking up with
Ashley Adams, who purrs, “I’ve been waiting all day to fuck you,” as
Watson watches, upset, betrayed, outraged. After popping on Adams’
face, Jones discovers his error and tries to recover by telling a tearful
Watson, “It’s not what it looks like.” Watson responds with an angry,
“I’m going to fuck the first guy who walks past!” Fade out.
Fade in: Xander Corvus is standing by his car on a mountain road,
yelling at an agent about a no-show model. Enter Valentina Nappi,
who just happens to be jogging by on the same road. Corvus asks her
if she’d like to model and she says she’s never done anything like that.
When Corvus steps out of the studio she looks on his computer and
sees what he usually shoots. “They’re naked. He’s a pervert. ... Well
... I’m a pervert too.” She aggressively strips and comes
on to him, opening his pants and sucking him. After the
scene, she calls someone and says, “He’s a pervert all
right,” before absconding with his computer.
When Ryan Driller peeps on stepsister Cassidy Klein
in the shower he gets busted by mom Claudia Valentine,
who gets him to stammeringly admit that he can’t find
a job and is still a virgin. Valentine leans on Klein—a
go-getter with three jobs to pay off her student loans—to
get Driller laid. Fuck him yourself if you have to. Klein
isn’t buying it, but for some reason she heads to Driller’s
bedroom and says, “I just want to be nice for once. Let
me help you.” The dialogue is clever and amusing in this
scene, and Driller is credible as a virgin manboy tasting
carnal pleasures for the first time. At the end, when Klein,
covered in jizz, trills, “Oh, Mo-ther! Get your checkbook
out!” it all becomes clear.
Fade in to a teary Tiffany Watson on Jessy Jones’
computer screen saying, “Fuck you! I just watched you
fuck another girl! I’m gonna fuck the next sexy cute hot
guy who walks down the hall!” Cue Seth Gamble ambling
by. She angles the computer so Jones can watch as she has
her way with Gamble, including stopping the action now
and then to taunt Jones through the camera. Sometimes
revenge is served warm and dripping off a chin.
Kudos to director Moorehead, Billy Visual and Curious
Judas for the razor sharp cinematography and a tip of the
hat to Bree Mills for her script.
—Tod Hunter