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How to Blow! Job
AAAAA
TRENCHCOATX/JULES
JORDAN VIDEO
JulesJordanVideo.com
DIRECTOR: Kayden Kross
CAST: Kayden Kross, Vicki Chase,
Veronica Avluv, Manuel Ferrara,
Evan Stone, Stallion Strong, Xander
Corvus; Jenna Sativa, Blair Williams
(Non-Sex Roles). 88 Min.
CATEGORY: ORAL, EDUCATIONAL
begins with a casual eight-minute lecture by lab-coated Kayden Kross—including
a momentary appearance by Blair Williams effortlessly deep throating a banana
to illustrate training one’s gag reflex—leading into illustrative presentations of
blowjob techniques.
For “The Girlfriend Blowjob,” Kross illustrates with Manuel Ferrara, with pop-
TThis DVD expertly straddles the line between informative and entertaining. It
up instructions on the periphery of the frame: “Make eye contact/Exactly as often
as you remember/And no more.” “When you need to breathe, disguise the break
as a tease.” Et cetera. The long, unbroken shots give the illusion of a real-time
encounter. The “Pro Blowjob” is presented by Veronica Avluv, first on an ice pop
then with commentary as she demonstrates with Stallion Strong. The scene takes
place in a white limbo, with Avluv chatting and sucking as Strong stoically stands
with his pants at half staff and hands behind his back. (Avluv performs the entire
scene wearing a pearl necklace. We see what you did there.) The “Pro Blowjob”
may be more theatrical than first-timers can pull off—note Avluv’s sidesmirk to
the camera at the pop and Strong’s limited participation throughout—but it does
give an excellent illustration of pro technique.
Returning to the educational format, Vicki Chase presents the “Sloppy Blowjob”
with Xander Corvus, describing her actions and intentions as she demonstrates:
“Watch my tongue. Practice this technique.” Corvus’ gasps and low chuckles
indicate the effectiveness of what Chase demonstrates. Deep throating, Chase
reveals, has its tricks (“Breathe out as you go down the cock”) and is not entirely
for the man’s pleasure: “The best way to generate spit is by pushing the dick deep
inside your throat ... the more times you do this, the wetter it will get.” She then
plops a measuring cup on the floor to illustrate how sloppy things can get. Very
sloppy indeed.
The finale, the “Dream Blowjob,” has Avluv and Chase double-teaming Evan
Stone, after Kross warns, “The key is to stay busy, stay effective and stay friendly.
Remember, there is no ‘I’ in cumshot.” Avluv narrates as the two demonstrate.
“Giving a great double blowjob is like a dance. You gotta pick a leader, and
somebody’s gotta follow. You can switch off from time to time, but right now I’m
gonna lead. [To Chase] Suck that cock like you haven’t fuckin’ eaten in a week.”
Popsicle Shots Vicki Chase (top left) and Veronica Avluv (bottom right) show their oral skills.
Stone gets in the game in this scene, returning the favors on Chase as she deep
throats him and changing position as Avluv calls the shots. “Remember, this is a
Dream Blowjob, so you want to stretch this out as long as you possibly can,” Avluv
confides to the camera. “This is something he’s not normally gonna get, so make it
last.”
Recommended for fans of the oral genre and anyone who wants to up their
blowjob game.
—Tod Hunter
ratings guide>
AAAAA - A rare honor bestowed on only a handful of releases each year. AAAA 1/2 - Outstanding. The sex is scalding; production values are top-notch.
AAAA - Excellent. Multiple orgasms assured. Stock several copies. AAA 1/2 - Above average. Definitely strokable. Unambiguous recommendation.
AAA - Average. Run of the mill. Par for the course. Get the picture? AA 1/2 - It’s a pretty run-down mill. And that sand trap is a bitch. AA - You’ll probably need a crane to get it up.
A 1/2 - Even a crane won’t help. A - Try jerking off in the shower instead.
All-Girl - No boys, maybe some toys.
Big Bust - Boobs, racks, melons, juggs ...
All-Sex - Nothing but wall-to-wall action, baby.
Ethnic - Focus on performers of a specific ethnicity.
Interactive - DVDs that allow viewers to choose from a range of actions and performers.
Pro-Am - Features little-known to unknown performers sometimes
paired with name stars.
Amateur - Performers you’ve never heard of, shot with equipment
Feature - Plot-oriented movies, aimed primarily at couples, emphasize
Interracial - For fans of dark and light meat.
available at Target.
acting and dialogue.
Oral - All about the pleasures of the mouth.
Specialty - Fetish and other specialized adult entertainment genres. Genre specified in parentheses.
Anal - Banging on the back door, mostly.
Big Butt - The cheekiest porn around.
Gonzo - Porno vérité, in which performers acknowledge the presence of the camera, frequently addressing viewers directly through it.
Parody - Mainstream titles seen through the porn lens.
Vignette - Scenes depict self-contained stories or scenarios, with or
POV - To misquote Christopher Isherwood, “You are the camera.”
without a connecting device.
Young Girl - The doctors of tomorrow funding their education today.
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