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How I Fucked Your Mother: A XXX Parody
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DIGITAL PLAY-
GROUND/PULSE
DISTRIBUTION
PulseDistribution.com
DIRECTOR: Dick Bush
CAST: Cassidy Klein, Ella
Hughes, Gia Paige, Angel
Wicky, Reagan Foxx, Ashley
Adams, Jessy Jones, Michael
Vegas, Ryan Ryder. 164 Min.
CATEGORY: PARODY
down in 2014, but its spirit lives on in this parody
featuring Michael Vegas as the libidinous Barney
narrating his way through the episodes in this DVD as
he regales the grown-up kids of the couple.
The sitcom trappings include audience laughter
TThe mainstream sitcom How I Met Your Mother closed
and reactions (note the whoops when any female
character strips) as well as voice-over narration. The
first flashback scenario involves Barney sending bud
Jessy Jones to seduce his girlfriend Angel Wicky in her
bathtub, where she elects to bathe wearing a blindfold
and nothing else (WOOO!) Barney joins in to make
it a threesome, donning the blindfold to maintain the
no-eye-contact-with-the-other-guy rule.
At a bar, Barney proposes a unicorn hunt with
couple Ryan Ryder and Ella Hughes, which pulls
Hughes and Gia Paige together, first with badinage
over drinks (EEE-YOW!) and then a threesome with
Ryder in the suddenly-deserted bar. There’s a lot of
action in this scene as Hughes and Paige pleasure each
other and compete for Ryder’s attention, and it leads
straight into more sitcom dialogue as Ashley Adams
takes charge of Barney’s sexual playbook.
The hunt continues as Barney enlists Jones to scout
the elusive unicorn’s location, but he winds up getting
horizontal with Jones’ mother Reagan Foxx—after
rationalizing that if she’s leaving Jones’ father, she’s
Jones’ stepmother and everything is okay.
Back at Barney’s place, Adams returns Barney’s
playbook to him, saying, “I’m a unicorn.” Barney
dismisses her as a “beaver” but is willing to partake
until Wicky comes in—and he pitches Adams behind
a couch. When Wicky splits, Adams goes for it. Wicky
returns, blows a gasket and stomps out the front door
naked, leaving Adams to deadpan, “She should have
Sitcom Sex Top, Cassidy Klein and Michael Vegas, caught in the act. Bottom from
left, Ella Hughes, Ashley Adams and Cassidy Klein.
brought a coat. It’s cold out there.” (LAUGHTER.)
When Barney tells the kids that he’s their father, mom
Cassidy Klein puts the kibosh on that—but sneaks in on him
for a surreptitious suck and fuck followed by a sitcom-clever
closer.
—Tod Hunter
The Bee Sting
GIRLSWAY PRODUCTIONS/GIRLFRIENDS FILMS
GirlfriendsFilms.net
D: Stills by Alan. Cast: Gina Valentina, Jelena Jensen, Alison Rey, Tanya Tate,
Mindi Mink, Others. 174 Min.
CATEGORY: ALL-GIRL, TABOO RELATIONS, SPECIALTY (OLDER WOM-
EN/YOUNGER GIRLS)
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This Mommy’s Girl collection is all about young women
getting it on with their stepmothers. Sometimes the
older woman is the aggressor, sometimes not. Some
funny lines and topnotch performances all around. In
the first episode, a minor bee sting leads to a steamy
encounter between Gina Valentina and the initially reluctant Jelena
Jensen.
Blacked Raw V1
BLACKED RAW/JULES JORDAN VIDEO
JulesJordanVideo.com
D: Greg Lansky. Cast: Evelyn Claire, Chloe Scott, Kleio Valentien, Lily Love,
Jason Luv, Others. 158 Min.
CATEGORY: INTERRACIAL
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Anyone familiar with the usual offerings of director
Greg Lansky will be in for a surprise. While his other
lines will continue to have beautiful sets and gorgeous
women, this purposefully, as the title proudly proclaims,
takes advantage of the raw and more earthy possibilities
offered by this style.
— Dirty Bob
— Jared Rutter
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