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DVD REVIEWS
Jews Love Black Cock
AAAA 1/2
BURNINGANGEL ENTERTAIN-
MENT/EXILE DISTRIBUTION
ExileDist.com
DIRECTOR: Joanna Angel
CAST: Abella Danger, Jennifer White,
Taurus, Rizzo Ford, Harlow Harrison,
Joanna Angel, Mandingo, Prince
Yahshua, Isiah Maxwell, Nat Turnher,
Jon Jon; Matt Slayer (Non-Sex Role).
149 Min.
CATEGORY: COMEDY, INTERRACIAL
little—of what’s passed off as comedy in the pornosphere will actually make you
laugh out loud. Even less will make you laugh so hard you’ll need tissues for your
face.
Well, Joanna Angel accomplishes this ultra-rare feat with the out-and-out
uproarious Jews Love Black Cock, in which she stars as “Joanna Angelstein,” a 20-year
WWe’re going to drop a hard truth on you right now: Very little—and we mean VERY
veteran of the matchmaking business who gets recruited by Rabbi Morty (Matt
Slayer) to find rich Jewish husbands for his three oldest daughters (out of a brood
whose 18th addition is on the way). There’s just one problem: All three daughters
(Harlow Harrison, Taurus and Rizzo Ford) have a predilection for, well, black cock.
OK, so yes, black Jews do exist (Sammy Davis Jr., anyone?), but we’re fairly
confident none of them do porn. And Angel did take pains to make sure every one
of her female cast members was 100 percent pure Jew—as in from her mother’s
side. Angel herself—the very poster girl of porn Jewesses—delivers what may very
well be the funniest performance of her career as the yenta-ish matchmaker whose
nearly every line is an unadulterated bombshell of howlingly outlandish gold.
(“What’s best for you is to marry someone Jewish and rich … mostly Jewish, but
of course, very rich.” “Honey, women should not be doctors—how are you gonna
have time to take care of your kids if you’re a doctor?” “Your poor father, he spent
so much money on school and what a waste … so many degrees but nothing inside
of that vagina.”)
What pushes Jews Love Black Cock that extra notch into superb territory, though,
is the fact that it’s every bit as great an interracial movie as it is a comedy. All five
scenes are grade-A spank material, with a lot of variety and employing several
of the industry’s top black studs. A definite standout is the g/g/b with Taurus,
Jennifer White and Nat Turnher (which opens with Taurus revealing to Angel
that she’s in a lesbian relationship with White … something else to which the
shadkhnte reacts rather inappropriately).
Also highly noteworthy are the two scenes in which Angel places herself: a
second g/g/b with Isiah Maxwell and 2016 AVN Best New Starlet (and heir to
Angel’s porn Jewess poster girl throne) Abella Danger, and the closing anal scene
with the so-called “King of Interracial” himself, Mandingo.
And don’t even get us started on the opening song parody of Fiddler on the Roof’s
“Matchmaker, Matchmaker”!
This is one for the ages—sure to secure a longstanding spot in Joanna Angel’s
esteemed oeuvre as one of her very best works. Mazel tov!
— Peter Warren
BBC Sandwich Above Left, Abella Danger, Isiah Maxwell, Joanna Angel; Above Right, Taurus, Nat Turnher,
Jennifer White.
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Massage Seductions
KINKY SPA/METRO DISTRIBUTORS
MetroB2B.com
D: Michael Adam. Cast: Lyra Law, AJ Applegate, Alix Lynx, Olivia Austin, Eric
John, Others. 98 Min.
CATEGORY: ANTHOLOGY
AAA 1/2
These massage seductions don’t take a lot of effort, from
either party, to go beyond just a massage. Take masseur
Brad Knight. What else could he possibly think when
Alix Lynx comes to his home, strips naked, sticks her ass
up in the air and gives him oil?
— Dirty Bob
Threesome Fantasies
VIXEN/JULES JORDAN VIDEO
JulesJordanVideo.com
D: Greg Lansky. Cast: Riley Reid, Carter Cruise, Lyra Law, Sydney Cole,
Kimmy Granger, Others. 162 Min.
CATEGORY: ANTHOLOGY
AAAA
Par for the Greg Lansky course: great-looking talent, top-
notch videography, lots of spontaneity. All partners—the
women especially—seem to really enjoy the sex. For an
opener, best friends Riley Reid and Carter Cruise reunite
after years and catch up by having sex. It makes them
“feel closer.”
— Jared Rutter
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