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DVD REVIEWS
Jasmine Jae: No Holes Barred
AAAA 1/2
JONNI DARKKO/EVIL ANGEL
EvilDistributor.com
DIRECTOR: Jonni Darkko
CAST: Jasmine Jae, Juelz Ventura,
Markus Dupree, Ryan Ryder, John
Strong, Moe “The Monster” Johnson,
Jovan Jordan, Slimpoke, Isiah
Maxwell, Filthy Rich, Ricky Johnson,
Jake Jace, Jonni Darkko. 239 Min.
CATEGORY: STAR SHOWCASE
wild under the giddily perverse
direction of Jonni Darkko. With her
37E tits (enhanced but who cares)
she has an equally outsized sexual
appetite. She lines up seven men,
BBrit super-MILF Jasmine Jae goes
feels their crotches, and devours
their cocks. Her glee in having
so many dicks hitting her face
approaches delirium. She begs the
seven to come “all over my fucking
face.” They do. It’s a mini-bukkake,
and Darkko shoots it strikingly in
slo-mo.
Jasmine gets it on outdoors with
well-tatted veteran Juelz Ventura.
Then each gets a dick to suck from
Markus Dupree and Ryan Ryder.
Jasmine takes it in the ass first,
Tits and Tats Jasmine Jae (left, top and bottom) is joined by Juelz Ventura in her showcase movie directed by
Evil Angel’s Jonni Darkko.
with Juelz’ fingers in her pussy. Then it’s a cock going into
pussy for the movie’s first double penetration. Ryan goes into
Juelz’ butt, and it’s A2M for both gals.
Jasmine takes on black dudes Slimpoke and Moe “The
Monster” Johnson, one in her mouth, one in her pussy. This is
heavy-duty anal in several positions and Jas really gets off in it.
She also loves doing ass to mouth, giving the black dick a good
swallow after it’s been pounding her ass. She spreads her pussy
wide for some ass to pussy.
Jasmine sucks on a dildo, then goes to the real thing, with
three dicks to feast and gobble on. She goes airtight with a dick
in her pussy and another in her ass plus one in her mouth. Then
all of a sudden it’s a double anal as she rubs her clit. She goes
double A2M with both cocks in her oversized mouth—quite a
feat. Then it’s more anal, followed by some piledriver throat-
fucking. The guys come in her mouth which she drools into a
cup. And guess what she does with that! Truly, never enough
for Ms. Jae!
—Jared Rutter
EDITOR’S CHOICE | AVN.com
The Black Out
SILVERBACK ENTERTAINMENT/JULES JORDAN VIDEO
JulesJordanVideo.com
D: Prince Yahshua. Cast: Misty Stone, Ana Foxxx, Jule Kay, Honey Gold,
Prince Yahshua. 120 Min.
CATEGORY: ETHNIC - BLACK
AAAA
No dialogue is needed in these scenes with topnotch
African-American talent submitting to the iron will
and rock-hard cock of Prince Yahshua. Marvelous Misty
Stone teases and pleases. Cutie-pie newcomer Honey
Gold struts her stuff outdoors. As a director, Prince
rates high for good, clear videography and camera
angles throughout.
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review guide>
All-Girl - No boys, maybe some toys.
All-Sex - Nothing but wall-to-wall action, baby.
Amateur - Performers you’ve never heard of,
shot with equipment available at Target.
Anal - Banging on the back door, mostly.
Big Butt - The cheekiest porn around.
Big Bust - Boobs, racks, melons, juggs ...
Ethnic - Focus on performers of a specific
ethnicity.
Feature - Plot-oriented movies, aimed primarily
at couples, emphasize acting and dialogue.
Gonzo - Porno vérité, in which performers
acknowledge the presence of the camera, fre-
quently addressing viewers directly through it.
Interactive - DVDs that allow viewers to choose
from a range of actions and performers.
Interracial - For fans of dark and light meat.
Oral - All about the pleasures of the mouth.
Parody - Mainstream titles seen through the
porn lens.
POV - To misquote Christopher Isherwood,
“You are the camera.”
Pro-Am - Features little-known to unknown
performers sometimes paired with name stars.
Specialty - Fetish and other specialized adult
entertainment genres. Genre specified in
parentheses.
Vignette - Scenes depict self-contained stories
or scenarios, with or without a connecting
device.
Young Girl - The doctors of tomorrow funding
their education today.
— David B. Lewis
ratings guide>
AAAAA - A rare honor bestowed on only a handful of releases each year.
AAAA 1/2 - Outstanding. The sex is scalding; production values are
top-notch.
AAAA - Excellent. Multiple orgasms assured. Stock several copies.
AAA 1/2 - Above average. Definitely strokable. Unambiguous recom-
mendation.
AAA - Average. Run of the mill. Par for the course. Get the picture?
AA 1/2 - It’s a pretty run-down mill. And that sand trap is a bitch.
AA - You’ll probably need a crane to get it up.
A 1/2 - Even a crane won’t help.
A - Try jerking off in the shower instead.
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