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SINS LIFE/JULES JORDAN
VIDEO
JulesJordanVideo.com
DIRECTOR: Uncredited
CAST: Kissa Sins, August Ames,
Keisha Grey, A.J. Applegate, Karmen
Karma, Katrina Jade, Maddy O’Reilly,
Johnny Sins. 206 Min.
CATEGORY: Star Showcase
The Sins Life
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THIS DVD HITS THE GROUND RUNNING, with hockey
groupies Kissa Sins and August Ames breaking into
a house wearing matching Canadian-flag one-piece
swimsuits and giggling, “This’ll be the seventh
famous hockey player we’ve fucked!” Enter Johnny
Sins, through the front door, in Sins-logo jersey.
They wrestle him onto a couch, get his pants off and
begin the double blowjob at one minute 55 seconds.
Before long he has them side-by-side on the couch,
motorboating them before heading south to return
the oral favors. They switch places and positions with
aplomb, spending the next half-hour demonstrating
the entire b/g/g chapter of the Chatsworth Kama Sutra
until Johnny goes splooey on Ames’ tits and Kissa dives
in to lick up the spoils.
The viewer gets about five seconds for breath-
catching purposes until Johnny, Kissa and Keisha Grey
do a quick walk-through of some Las Vegas landmarks before
running back to their hotel room for a bed bounce—literally,
the girls jump up and do the trampoline thing—after which the
clothes come off and the scene proper commences. Creative use of
handheld camera adds to the you-are-there-watching aesthetic. The
scene ends with a double blowjob to climax, which is uncommon.
It’s the more the merrier in scene three, with most of the cast in
the “Leaving Las Vegas Orgy.” Johnny is the focal point in the orgy,
but his five co-stars manage to get in some girl/girl action while
he is occupied elsewhere. Echo-y sound is a drawback but adds
realism to the casual, improvised nature of the scene. Clever eye
candy like stacking all five girls on a bed and having Johnny fuck
his way up the ladder, and the final pass-it-along jizz swap (in slo-
SURE BET Kissa and Johnny Sins play
with Katrina Jade, A.J. Applegate and
Karmen Karma
mo, no less) push the scene into nomination-grade territory (it’s
up for Best Group Sex Scene in the 2017 AVN Awards race).
Karmen Karma joins the couple for the “Deep Throat
Challenge,” a three-way that starts with how-low-can-you-go on
Johnny’s turgid unit but soon careens into what-else-can-you-do-
with-it territory and ends with a near-cream pie pussy pop and cum
swap. Final scene is Kissa’s second recorded scene, a real-time DIY
number on a beach at sunset with the camera handheld or stuck
in the sand as they try not to fuck their way out of frame. More a
historic bonus than an actual scene, it ends the DVD on a full-circle
nostalgic note.
Brightly lit scenes, tease sequences, players’ enthusiasm and
three-hour-plus running time add value. Recommended.
— Tod Hunter
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WICKED COMIX
WickedB2B.com
DIRECTOR: Axel Braun
Cast: Kleio Valentien, Asa Akira,
Riley Steele, Anna Bell Peaks, Katy
Kiss, Tommy Pistol, Seth Gamble,
Lexington Steele, Owen Gray, Alec
Knight, Charles Dera; Nyomi Banxxx
(Non-Sex Role). 123 Min.
Category: Parody
RIDDLE ME THIS Katy Kiss, Owen
Grey and Anna Bell Peaks as Poison Ivy, The
Riddler and Killer Frost.
Suicide Squad XXX: An Axel Braun Parody
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LET’S NOT BEAT AROUND THE BUSH: David Ayer’s big-screen
iteration of Suicide Squad was mostly dreck. Had it not been for
Margot Robbie’s impishly titillating turn as Harley Quinn, it
would have been downright unwatchable.
But fortunately for all those who got their hopes up for a
rippingly fun movie version of the comic, there’s Axel Braun.
Several of Braun’s parodies have rivaled their mainstream
counterparts for entertainment value—his Batman v Superman
XXX comes to mind, for one—but in the case of Suicide Squad
XXX, it’s no stretch whatsoever to say he has officially delivered a
completely superior product.
Clearly, the masses agree, as this movie has sat firmly for an
astonishing three months in the number-one spot on AVN’s Top
150 Sales & Rentals chart as of this writing. And it’s no wonder
why—it is an unequivocal triumph of adult moviemaking.
Every element, every cast member, every painstakingly
crafted little detail of this production hits a bar of exceptional
caliber. Just on the acting front alone, you’ve got Kleio Valentien
remarkably besting her own AVN Award-winning performance
of last year in the same role (Harley Quinn); then there’s Seth
Gamble, doing a pitch-perfect Aussie accent in quite easily the
best performance of his career, as Captain Boomerang; there’s the
pulled-from-retirement Nyomi Banxxx, lending more sass and
finesse than Viola Davis to the (non-sex) role of Amanda Waller;
and maybe most impressive of all, there’s Tommy Pistol—the
Robert De Niro of porn, in the esteem of many—handily putting
Jared Leto to shame (and getting more screen time) with his
rendition of The Joker.
And then there’s the sex: five scorching scenes of every variety,
from a raucous girl/girl between Valentien and Wicked contract
star Asa Akira at show’s opening to the 2017 AVN Awards-
nominated boy/boy/girl with Valentien, Pistol and Charles Dera
(returning as Batman from Braun’s Supergirl XXX last summer) at
its close.
Yet still none of that begins to touch upon the stellar art
direction, the first-rate makeup, the spirited soundtrack (rather
more inspired than the mainstream version’s, we dare say), the
captivating camerawork and so much more.
Simply put, Suicide Squad XXX is as good a time as you’re ever
likely to have watching a porn movie. So no fan of adult cinema
should let it pass them by.
—Peter Warren
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