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BURNINGANGEL ENTERTAIN-
MENT/EXILE DISTRIBUTION
ExileDist.com
CO-DIRECTORS: Joanna Angel,
Xander Corvus
CAST: Leigh Raven, Anna Bell Peaks,
Lily Lane, Nikki Hearts, Ophelia Rain,
Sarah Jessie, Joanna Angel, Small
Hands, Tommy Pistol, Chad Alva,
Owen Grey, Gage Sin, Xander Corvus.
162 Min.
CATEGORY: Comedy
Cindy Queen of Hell
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CO-WRITTEN AND DIRECTED by Joanna
Angel and Xander Corvus, this
BurningAngel comedy is refreshingly
subversive, often funny and just as hot
as the location where most of it takes
place. Lucinda (Leigh Raven), who
prefers being called Cindy, is celebrating
her 21st birthday and her mom, played
by Angel, decides it’s time to tell her
the awful truth: she’s the spawn of
Satan.
Flashback to Los Angeles in the
1980s. Joanna, already well tattooed,
is grooving at a punk rock club to the
slashing sounds of a band led by two
dudes with horns in their heads: Lucifer
(Corvus) and Leviathan (Small Hands),
his “assistant slash bodyguard slash
best friend.”
She really wants to bang them, telling them, “I bet you two have
a nice set of horns down there,” which is rejoined with a stern
warning that “it’s a really bad idea to make bets with the devil.”
Nevertheless, all three go at it, leading to a super-hot three-way
with heavy-duty double penetration and Joanna doing reverse
cowgirl anal. Finally Lucifer cream pies her and that’s how Cindy
comes to be.
To find out more about her origins Cindy attends a satanic
ritual that allows Tommy Pistol to milk some laughs as a devil-
worshiping cultist. He and cohorts Owen Grey and Gage Sin
“sacrifice” big-breasted Lily Lane by taking turns in all three of her
DEVIL’S FOURSOME Gage Sin, Tommy
PIstol, Lily Lane and Owen Grey.
holes at once, climaxing with an acrobatic
double anal with the third dick in her
pussy.
Cindy meets her dad outside the ritual,
and he’s scornful. “The big showy stuff
gets old” after thousands of years, he
sniffs. Back in Hades, “assistant slash best
friend” Leviathan is balling Hecate (Sarah
Jessie), who is lobbying hard to be Queen
of Hell.
Cindy tells Mom about what she thinks
was a dream, meeting Satan. Mom tells
her it’s not a dream and Dad shows up. “I
feel like my time as ruler of Hell is coming
to an end,” he tells Cindy. “I’m a tired
demon now ... I want you to come with me
and take over.”
Once below she finds two tattooed
women being mean to male submissive
Chad Alva. They are impressed that Satan’s daughter wants to join
them. Chad fucks Anna Bell Peaks as Nikki Hearts fucks Cindy.
“This is what we do for fun. What do you do on earth?”
Finally, Mom, Satan and an acolyte (Ophelia Rain) have a three-
way, with Mom bouncing on Satan’s dick. Satan does some anal
on Ophelia and they d.p. her with Joanna using a strap-on. The
devilish farce concludes with the Satanic clan having a cozy family
dinner in Hell. “You have no idea how many people want to sell
their soul,” a weary Queen Cindy complains. And it all ends with a
very funny curtain line.
— Jared Rutter
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JAMES DEEN PRODUCTIONS/
GIRLFRIENDS FILMS
GirlfriendsFilms.net
DIRECTORS: James Deen
CAST: Abella Danger, Kelsey Lynn,
Hollie Mack, Alexa Nova, Markus
Dupree, James Deen. 183 Min.
CATEGORY: Gonzo
REVIEWS | Editor’s Choices
Danger Ass
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A THREE-HOUR GONZO showcase featuring the
delectable Abella Danger.
It begins with Danger strutting out of a
convenience store in Barstow, a familiar stop
on the L.A.-to-Vegas highway drive. She teases
and chats outside the car with camera op James
Deen, keeping it up as they get back on the
road, taking off her panties and masturbating
until he finally crosses the state line and
pulls over. “I’m glad I can be naked if I want
to,” she exults, pulling her top off, but Deen
warns her to keep the clothes nearby in case
somebody walks by. They hook up in the desert,
momentarily, before resuming the journey,
with Deen teasing and encouraging her every
step of the way, wisely letting somebody else
(unpictured) drive so he can focus completely
on his co-star.
In a Vegas hotel room, he argues with her
whether her butt-length shirt is a dress or
not, making his argument that it is not a dress
by bending her over a bed and fucking her
exposed pussy, leading to an extended tease
scene where she waits in the bathroom with
a running camera while he talks with the
porter who brought up their luggage. After an
abrupt fadeout (and a check to see if the DVD
player is still running) the camera fades up on
nightvision as Abella sets up the camera and gives Deen a quick
suck before turning in.
It keeps going like that for the next two hours, with tease and
sex interspersed. Markus
Dupree joins in for a three-
way that includes anal, d.p.,
double pussy, double anal and
some acrobatics before the
facial finish. In the next scene,
Danger walks in on Deen in
bed with Kelsi Lynn, Hollie
Mack and Alexa Nova and
shoots the action, directing the
performers (“Lick his asshole,
he loves that”) and skillfully
capturing the scene. Back in
front of the camera, Danger
hops out of the shower and
talks with Deen before he sets
the camera down for one of his
signature real-time scenes. The
look of gleeful accomplishment
when she sucks him to climax
(he tells her halfway through
the DVD that he’s been
holding out since it started)
ends the movie on a high note.
Danger shows herself to be
very sexual and exhibitionistic
(left alone, she masturbates
in front of a mirror, holding a
vidcam high with her other hand), and the camera loves her back.
Recommended.
— Tod Hunter
ROMANCING THE CAMERA
Abella Danger
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