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Joe Gage Sex Files 21:
Show Hard
DRAGON MEDIA
Director: Joe Gage Cast: Johnny Haz-
zard, Dirk Caber, Josh Stone, Justin
Beal, Franco Scott, Hans Berlin, Billie
Ramos, Andrew Fitch, Rex Dakota, Leo
Donato
Category: Blue Collar, Uniforms,
Voyeurism
Rating: AAAAA
The time: 1954. The place: A secluded restroom
in a Long Island park. Joe Gage hits another home
run—this one filmed in black and white to help
evoke a masterful mood. Another simple yet great
touch? Each character is introduced by a descriptor
(Eliot Pace, Aerospace Engineer, Suburban Dad) that
further helps set the stage (along with simple yet
effective clothes and uniforms), enabling viewers’
minds to craft more elaborate backstories. Men
enter these four cinderblock walls and step up to
the urinal trough, nervously awaiting someone to
join them. There’s a palpable sense of excitement
and fear that permeates every second on screen, and
very few words are spoken—the action propelled by
the expressive eyes of each performer. It’s a brilliant
exercise in cruising and the explosion of forbidden
lust.
Johnny Hazzard and Andrew Fitch are voyeuristic
cops who watch Dirk Caber show off in the all-stroke
opener, then join him when he returns for a fourway
with Rex Dakota—who takes three loads on his face.
Josh Stone plays a horned Navy midshipman bottom
in two fantastic scenes—he sucks with Billie Ramos
and blue collar Franco Scott, who ram his hole as
Leo Donato strokes in a stall. Stone then sucks with
Justin Beal and Hans Berlin—staying rock hard as he
takes turns riding them both in a stall before they
squirt in his mouth.
— Brady Jansen
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Scared Stiff
NAKEDSWORD
Director: Chi Chi LaRue Cast: Ryan
Rose, Colby Keller, Seth Santoro, Jack
Hunter, Wesley Woods, Tom Faulk
Category: Humor
Rating: AAAAA
A glorious love letter to ’80s
slasher movies, this sendup
pairs the penetration-perfect
direction of Chi Chi LaRue
with a fun script from Jackie Beat. Five buds—the
ringleader, prep, punk, stoner and jock—escape to a
secluded cabin in the woods in 1985. But when the
chicks never arrive—and the dudes are stranded with
a flat tire and no phone—they’re left to their own
devices to amuse themselves. But fear interrupts
their shenanigans when the ranger tells them about
the camp’s scandalous past—a deranged counselor
slaughtered five teenage boys 10 years ago. And then
there’s that creepy guy with a gas mask and pitchfork
roaming around the woods ...
The cast breaks off into pairs for the first three
scenes (including a hot all-oral encounter with Ryan
Rose and Colby Keller) before everyone returns for
the finale, where LaRue and cinematographer mr.
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Pam keep the action flowing nicely through to its
explosive conclusion. Lots of cum play to be found,
and lots of dudes snapping up their boners—a
hot LaRue staple. Throw in fun costumes (Rose is
wearing some short shorts!) and set, a great final
joke, effective music and an awesome theme song
(“I’m on my knees, and eager to please, dripping
wet with hot anticipation/When he said, he wanted
head, he meant decapitation!”), and this beautifully
packaged feature stands out.
— Brady Jansen
Forgive Me Father 3
ICON MALE
Director: Nica Noelle Cast: Tony Saler-
no, JD Phoenix, Nick Capra, Rodney
Steele, Trent Ferris, Brendan Patrick,
Kory Houston.
Category: Drama, Taboo Relations
Rating: AAA 1/2
After flip fucking altar boy
Kory Houston (whose nose
is planted in pubes in a hot
servicing sequence), married Tony Salerno gets an
idea from the smooth stud, who is afraid to continue
their scandalous relationship: “There are other
altar boys … you could pretend to be a priest, then
you could seduce guys.” The salt-and-pepper stud
goes through with the plan, taking advantage of JD
Phoenix—who has “fallen off the wagon” by making
out with a classmate. “Everyone breaks the rules,”
says Salerno, standing over the impressionable
youth. “We aren’t punished for having secrets. We’re
punished for being sloppy about it.” It’s a hot yet
creepy moment, Salerno’s words and subtle physical
moves—like placing a hand on his prey’s shoulder—
playing on guilt and authority. His cock is soon deep
inside both of Phoenix’s holes.
Meanwhile, cute Trent Ferris pays a visit to
apologize for past transgressions against former
priest Brendan Patrick: “I never forgot you, either,”
says Patrick with a smile, the two soon smooching
before Ferris rides the top, the two taking turns
doing the work as he gets plowed from below.
Rodney Steele, another former priest, swaps sucks
with fellow hung stud Nick Capra, who delights in
grinding his big dick deep inside the hung bottom,
intently staring at him as he hits the spot: “All the
way inside you … feels so good!”
— Brady Jansen
Men at Sea
MEN.COM
Director: Uncredited Cast: Johnny
Rapid, Alex Mecum, Vadim Black,
Landon Mycles, Luke Adams, Colby
Jansen, Brenner Bolton
Category: Jocks
Rating: AAAA
There’s something especially
engaging about some of the
smiles in this seven-scene
travelogue, where our jocks sightsee, snorkel, surf,
work out, goof off and enjoy the nightlife. Alex
Mecum is always genuinely engaged in his scene
mates, like the opening shot where he admires Vadim
Black (“You are so handsome!”). He later smiles up
at Johnny Rapid during a suck—his big, thick dick
later throbbing all on its own as he continues to suck
(and anticipates his hole about to get plowed). In the
closing four-way, he gets reamed by Black again—
who rests his hands on the bottom’s big pec, Mecum
clasping his own hand on top of it. Mecum then
impressively gyrates in the middle of a fuck chain,
with Black behind him and Brenner Bolton pinned in
front (Bolton gets three huge loads dumped on him
in the great closing shot).
Bolton also flashes hot smiles at Colby Jansen, who
has the bottom under his spell. Watch as Bolton’s
rock-hard cock bobs up and down as he rides
(which also happens in the finale when he bounces
on Mecum’s big cock). Then there’s the adorable
Luke Adams, who is smitten when he fucks Landon
Mycles, gets plowed by Jansen and then gets both
of his holes stuffed in a threeway with Black and
Rapid—who both squirt on his cute face.
— Brady Jansen
Next Door Casting 5
NEXT DOOR STUDIOS
Director: Rocco Fallon Cast: Markie
More, Ivan James, Quentin, Greg
Jamison, Michael Molotov, Austin
Andrews
Category: Pro/Am, Interviews
Rating: AAAA
Markie More puts his big
dick to the test in five “casting”
scenes, although fans will
recognize at least three of these dudes from Active
Duty (when Quentin says, “Today is going to be my
first day with a guy,” viewers will get a little chuckle).
No matter—there’s a lot of hot action, with More
briefly interviewing each subject before and after
each scene. He starts with a poolside suck and fuck
with jock Ivan James, whose smooth, light-skinned
body tightens up beautifully as he flip fucks in a
verbal exchange (“Gimme that fucking dick!”).
Quentin confesses to being turned on by “making
out” and “being dominated” in another flip fuck,
while Greg Jamison (a soft-spoken Colorado hunk)
makes an impression when he unleashes his big
dick, much to More’s delight (“Nice big head …
it’s perfect!”). More gulps it up, hot side shots
capturing his deep-throat skills before they fuck
each other. The mischievous smile of tattooed and
pierced Michael Molotov energizes the proceedings
(“God, you’re fucking shredded!” marvels More. “So
smooth!”). He fucks More till the bottom is ready
to burst: “I can’t hold it!” he warns as the top tells
him to “Come all over my fucking face!” Molotov
gets a goopy facial, then returns the favor. More deep
throats hung Austin Andrews in the finale, squirting
a big load as he gets fucked.
— Brady Jansen