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DVD REVIEWS
Psychotic Behavior
AAAAA
JOHN STAGLIANO/
EVIL ANGEL
EvilDistributor.com
DIRECTOR: John Stagliano
CAST: Abella Danger, Angela White,
Casey Calvert, Angel Smalls, Xander
Corvus, Owen Gray, Markus Dupree,
Small Hands. 179 Min.
CATEGORY: ANTHOLOGY
from veteran psychosexual analyst John Stagliano.
The fight-and-fuck slamdance between Abella Danger and Xander Corvus is one
for the books. She’s a home cammer who’s doing an ass show—lots of focus on
her amazing butt-plugged rear—and he just wants his breakfast. She sticks a hard-
boiled egg in her ass. “There’s your fucking breakfast.”
TThere’s some seriously unhinged behavior at play in these full-throttle vignettes
Fighting words, and oh lord, do they go at it. He’s really rough, ramming his
lube-less dick right into her ass. He fucks her with eggs stuffed in her mouth, then
whipped cream, d.p.s her with two fingers each in pussy and ass, then face-fucks
her. A peeled banana goes in her butt, marshmallows in her mouth, a cucumber in
her ass. He shoots off into her overstuffed oral cavity.
Powerhouse businesswoman Angela White derides house-husband Owen Gray
as a wimp. “You want to ‘make love’—I want to fuck.” She smothers him with
her mega-boobs, sits on his face, forces his tongue into her anus. This is woman
as aggressor, ravenous, all-powerful. She uses Owen as an instrument for her
pleasure. She loves it when he gapes her butthole, and the anal sex drives her to
multi-orgasms. It makes one wonder if the magnificent Angela might really be too
much for any man.
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Casey Calvert seethes with anger and
lust as she berates boyfriend Markus
Dupree for not giving her enough sex.
She is clinically, neurotically jealous and
possessive. He protests, but she won’t
relent, even when he gapes her butthole
hugely. After he cums in her mouth, she
moans, “All I wanted was your cum.”
He finger-fucks her to a nice big squirt.
Casey’s intensity never flags; she is
amazing in every second of this scene.
Angel Smalls shows up at “John’s
place” for a modeling job but gets
intercepted by Small Hands, who says
he works there. “Are you an anal slut?”
he asks. Small Hands has a knack for
playing creeps and here he conveys
real menace. He dominates Angel
immediately, has her sucking on dildos
while he manhandles her. She blows
him with lots of slobber. He slips into
her lubed-up butthole and slams it, goes
from her ass to her mouth, into which
he finally shoots off. There’s a neat little
twist at the end of the scene.
—Jared Rutter
Crazy Fuckers Clockwise from top left, Angela White; Abella Danger and Xander Corvus; John Stagliano
shooting Small Hands and Angel Smalls; Angel Smalls; Casey Calvert.
review guide>
All-Girl - No boys, maybe some toys.
All-Sex - Nothing but wall-to-wall action, baby.
Amateur - Performers you’ve never heard of,
shot with equipment available at Target.
Anal - Banging on the back door, mostly.
Big Butt - The cheekiest porn around.
Big Bust - Boobs, racks, melons, juggs ...
Ethnic - Focus on performers of a specific
ethnicity.
Feature - Plot-oriented movies, aimed primarily
at couples, emphasize acting and dialogue.
Gonzo - Porno vérité, in which performers
acknowledge the presence of the camera, fre-
quently addressing viewers directly through it.
Interactive - DVDs that allow viewers to choose
from a range of actions and performers.
Interracial - For fans of dark and light meat.
Oral - All about the pleasures of the mouth.
Parody - Mainstream titles seen through the
porn lens.
POV - To misquote Christopher Isherwood,
“You are the camera.”
Pro-Am - Features little-known to unknown
performers sometimes paired with name stars.
Specialty - Fetish and other specialized adult
entertainment genres. Genre specified in
parentheses.
Vignette - Scenes depict self-contained stories
or scenarios, with or without a connecting
device.
Young Girl - The doctors of tomorrow funding
their education today.
ratings guide>
AAAAA - A rare honor bestowed on only a handful of releases each year.
AAAA 1/2 - Outstanding. The sex is scalding; production values are
top-notch.
AAAA - Excellent. Multiple orgasms assured. Stock several copies.
AAA 1/2 - Above average. Definitely strokable. Unambiguous recom-
mendation.
AAA - Average. Run of the mill. Par for the course. Get the picture?
AA 1/2 - It’s a pretty run-down mill. And that sand trap is a bitch.
AA - You’ll probably need a crane to get it up.
A 1/2 - Even a crane won’t help.
A - Try jerking off in the shower instead.