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LEGAL NEWS
PORN PARODY
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One Hard Exception to the Rule
While porn parodies give way to comedies, interracial vids and horror movies,
Hustler Video reports that one of their parodies is still going strong, thanks to
our flaccid president. They report that sales of their Donald Trump porn parody,
The Donald XXX—made in April 2016, before the election—are ongoing and that
people buy the DVD in Hustler Hollywood stores as gifts.
In one scene “The Donald,” played by the always hilarious Evan Stone, is seen
with a Hitler mustache reading Mein Kampf before he does two girls. In the trailer,
Britney Amber, who plays Sarah Palin, sits on The Donald’s lap as she yells, “Let’s
make America great again!” and feverishly fingers herself to a fake orgasm.
Larry Flynt, who thinks Trump is completely unqualified to be the president,
said when the movie was released that “The downward spiral of name-calling
in the GOP Presidential campaign is a national embarrassment and an insult to
the intelligence of the American people. It was also the perfect catalyst for the
debauchery that Hustler Video has concocted in The Donald. This parody was my
contribution to the most entertaining Republican Party contest in recent history.”
Flynt vowed to send a copy to every Republican member of Congress, so they’ve
probably all watched it by now. Flynt most recently offered $10 million to anyone
who can help get Trump impeached.
The Hard Future of the Porn Parody
Lee Roy Myers releases one parody per month on WoodRocket.com and
Pornhub Premium. “We will keep making parodies as long as people want to
watch them,” he vowed. “Lucky for us, that doesn’t seem to be slowing down
anytime soon.”
Meanwhile, Axel Braun continues to mine the parody field successfully, having
won AVN Awards for his big-budget parodies first for Vivid Entertainment and
then Wicked Pictures parodies the past six years. His most recent movie, released
September 30, was Justice League XXX, a full six weeks ahead of the Hollywood
version, which hit theaters November 17.
“Directing these movies is always an awesome experience,” he said. “But
I have to say the ones I’ve done with Wicked Pictures have been particularly
enjoyable. Having the creative support of such a powerhouse company makes a
big difference.”
And what was the budget for this one, we asked? “Bigger than the last one”
was all he would tell us. “Wicked can still afford to invest in quality because their
movies target a different demographic. I don’t go after people who habitually
watch porn; my customer base are fans of the original movies.”
So what’s coming soon? “Batwoman XXX and Deadpool XXX are on my slate
for 2018,” Braun said. “Charlotte Stokely did such an incredible job playing
Batwoman in Justice League XXX and the character has seen a hugely popular
rebirth in the comics, so the timing is definitely right. I’m beyond excited. In the
end, that’s really why I still make parodies. I still have a ball doing it!”
Anka Radakovich is a legendary sex columnist who wrote a groundbreaking column for Details magazine.
Currently she writes for British GQ and Sexpert.com. She is the author of three books, including her
newest, The Wild Girls Club, Part 2. She has appeared multiple times on TV talk shows, including eight
appearances with Conan O’Brien. She is also a certified sexologist. We are thrilled to have her as a contrib-
utor. Follow Anka Radakovich on Twitter: @ankarad.
iProcessing Marks Nine Years in Business
iProcessing, a company that offers financial services
to high-risk merchants and online adult companies,
celebrated its ninth anniversary last month.
“I’m so proud to celebrate our ninth anniversary,”
said iProcessing President Hilda Tuel, who founded the
company in her home after a 14-year career as senior vice
president of Humboldt Merchant Services. “I remember
starting out in my game room with the dark loom of the
banking industry falling apart. But I moved forward, forged
ahead, and never looked back.”
Working with hard-to-place merchants, iProcessing
specializes in sales and service before and after the sale,
including merchant account acquisition and management
and payment gateway solutions. The company helps each
business to determine the bank and payment solutions
that are best for them. Solutions include merchant
accounts at unique banks that most do not have access
to, both domestic and international, as well as multiple
gateways, third-party processing options, ACH, European
direct debit, and mobile processing.
Since the 1990s, Tuel has worked directly with online
adult merchants and gotten to know them. Tuel and her
team have built a stellar reputation that attracts new
customers.
“My team and I work hard for our customers. Their
business is our business, and I want to thank them all,”
she said.
To learn more, said Tuel, “Johnathan Master and I will be
in Vegas for all the shows and L.A. in January. I would love
to meet up, talk business, and tell you more about us.”
iProcessing has moved its corporate offices to Scottsdale,
Arizona, with three additional offices in Medford, Oregon;
Eureka, California; and Sacramento, California.
For more information, visit iProcessing.com or
call Tuel’s direct line at (602) 350-8492. To set up an
appointment, call (888) 400-IPRO or email sales@
iprocessing.com.
COMPANY NEWS
AVN Media Network welcomes legendary studio Evil Angel as a participating
sponsor of The Joint’s exhibition floor inside Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Las
Vegas for the upcoming 2018 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo, January 24-27.
“Evil Angel is a longtime supporter of AVN and the industry as a whole, and we
are so proud to have them at AEE ’18 as a contributing sponsor of the show’s prime
venue,” said AVN Media Network CEO Tony Rios.
The Joint, re-named the Evil Angel Joint throughout the AEE show, will offer an
eye-popping spectacle at the new super-sized company booth, prominently located
near the venue’s stage.
“We are ready to roll into The Joint this year,” said Evil Angel CFO Adam
Grayson. “We’re excited to show off the new exhibition booth and give a better
vantage point to showcase our Evil Angel stars. We would like to welcome fans and
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Evil Angel to Sponsor The Joint at the
AVN Expo
B2B attendees to come visit us and see what’s new.”
The showroom floor will host the best and brightest in adult entertainment,
bustling with performer signings and exhibitor demonstrations.
The 2018 dates are as follows:
AEE: January 24-27, 2018
ANE: January 24 - 26, 2018
AVN Awards: January 27, 2018
Approved media will have access to the press lounge—located inside the Hard
Rock Hotel & Casino—to conduct interviews, shoot photos in front of an AVN
Show step-and-repeat and have access to computer work stations, free Wi-Fi and
photocopy machines, as well as press materials for talent and exhibitors.
For more information, go to AVNShow.com.