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Registration Open for 2017
Internext Expo
Internext Expo, the original adult
digital conference, will take place
January 14-17, 2017, at the Hard
Rock Hotel & Casino Las Vegas. The
event site, Internext-Expo.com, is
live and open for business.
Industry veterans know that this
webmaster show, now in its 17th
year, is a must-do event. Attendees meet old friends and develop new
relationships, and keep up with the latest technology and business
advances. And truth be told, going to this show is also a lot of fun.
But there’s no time to waste if you want to get in on the action.
Hotel rooms are going fast. Links to register and book rooms can be
found at Internext-Expo.com.
Registration includes the following:
• Networking events, including the Meet Market
• A packed program of educational seminars featuring globally
known experts
• GayVN at Internext events, including the GayVN Lounge
• The GFY Awards and its infamous after party
• The always illuminating keynote presentation
In addition, there will be other parties and special activities,
including the popular Traffic Dinner.
More information will be posted at Internext-Expo.com, including a
link where affiliates can register for free.
For updates and other special offers, join the Internext Facebook
group.
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Chic Cheeks
Big butts are big business. The “Brazilian
Butt Lift” is now the most requested surgical
procedure for women, say plastic surgeons.
The $4,000 to $14,000 procedure involves
harvesting fat from other parts of the body
through tumescent liposuction, “processing”
the good fat with centrifugation, then
carefully re-injecting the fat back into the
butt, lifting it up for perky bootyliciousness.
When I asked one prominent Beverly Hills
plastic surgeon who performs the procedure if
the Kardashian sisters have had fat transferred
into their asses, he asked me not to use his
name and said, “Of course. Just look at some
old photos of them. Their buttocks get bigger
as they get thinner. Even porn stars want an
ass like theirs. Fake is the new real.”
where one is hanging low or larger than
the other. He also “enhances” labia that are
too small, sort of “plumping up the beef
curtains.”
“Vaginal rejuvenation” is a different
procedure, and is for women who’ve stretched
out their vaginas from having kids. (Contrary
to popular belief, women’s vajajays don’t get
stretched out from having too many double
penetrations; it’s more about passing a baby
the size of a basketball through a two-inch
wide vagina.) In this procedure, the vagina
is tightened to a “pre-virginal” state of
tightness, according to Matlock, giving any
48-year-old the cooch of an 18-year-old.
“Husbands thank me,” he reports.
Lips Serviced
Vaginal labiaplasty is more popular than
ever, first pioneered by Beverly Hills plastic
surgeon Dr. David Matlock, called “the
Picasso of Vaginas.” He says, “Women show
me pictures in adult men’s magazines and say
‘I want to look like this.’” And I thought men
were just happy to see one.
“A lot of lesbians ask for this,” he says of
his procedure, which corrects uneven labia
And ... Scrotox
Scrotox is botox for your balls. The latest
contender in the non-surgical plastic surgery
category. And at a cost of $1,300 to $2,000,
turning your prunes into plums isn’t cheap.
So why do guys get this? Three reasons:
Sweaty balls (competitive bicyclists and
marathoners also get it), wrinkly balls, and
small balls. Male performers or gay men with
small scrotums might be self-conscious, but I
don’t know too many women who say “Damn,
if only his balls were an inch bigger.”
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