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Pipedream Campaigns for ‘Donald Chump’
Pipedream Products has a long history
of poking fun of political candidates
and celebrities with everything from
wind-up todays to blow-up dolls, and
their latest addition to the mix is already
getting major headlines.
Donald Chump, dubbed “A Real
American Douchebag”, is the latest love
doll from the manufacturer. A Trump-
inspired illustration decorates the
packaging, and is featured on the doll
itself. Proclaiming, “He screwed up
politics, now you can screw him back!”
the manufacturer stretches the joke
even farther by including a “Wall of
Chump” cutout on the back of the box.
“Our political gags are continuous
best-sellers,” said Pipedream Senior
Sales Executive Briana Honz. “With the
elections heating up, our customers will
only benefit from the onslaught of attention that Chump is sure to offer.”
“Chump turned politics into a coarse and vulgar joke—and that’s our
wheelhouse,” said Pipedream Chairman and CEO Nick Orlandino. “I’m a
huge political junkie, and this whole Donald Trump realty show is honestly
must-see TV! It inspired me to create my latest parody, the Donald Chump
Love Doll, and I can’t even write enough jokes to fill the packaging! I hope
you enjoy this product as much as I have, my team and I are still laughing!”
Retailers are encouraged to create a presidential profit center in their
stores featuring other Pipedream political gag gifts, including the Blow-Up
Barack Presidential Love Doll, Beatin’ Barack Wind-Up, Wind-Up Wackin’
Willy, and the Horny Hillary Love Doll and Wind-Up-Up.
PLEASURE PRODUCTS
Pipedream’s Orlandino Calls Out ‘Lyin’ Ted Cruz’
In response to revelations that GOP presidential candidate Ted Cruz argued
during his tenure as Texas solicitor general that dildos and sex toys should
be illegal, Nick Orlandino, CEO of Pipedream Products, one of the largest
manufacturers of adult novelties/pleasure products in the world, has initiated
a White House petition to compel Cruz to have his manhood molded at
Pipedream’s Chatsworth facility.
“It blows me away that in 2016, a candidate for President of the United
States could argue that one of the last remaining USA manufacturing
strongholds, sex toys, should be criminalized!” said Pipedream Chairman
Orlandino. “Set aside freedom of speech for a second—does this guy not
understand that our industry is good for at least $15 billion a year? Or how
many jobs our industry provides in a state like California alone? We started a
White House petition to challenge Cruz to get his manhood molded—and
will enlist our industry partners to help reach the 100K signatures.”
“Freedom of speech and the right to free expression is what this industry
was built on—what America was built on,” Orlandino declared. “I’ve seen
these demagogues come and go over the decades, scapegoating my
industry for the ills of society. It drives me crazy, because our industry puts
food on the table for thousands of families. Lyin’ Ted’s campaign doesn’t.
Look, if a guy like this gets into the White House, his warped ideology
threatens the livelihood of everyone in the business. It’s extremely important
that we stand together as an industry to make sure that doesn’t happen.”
Orlandino is encouraging members and friends of the $15 billion a year
pleasure products industry to sign the petition and to vote “anyone but
Cruz” in the 2016 election race. Find a link to the petition in the news section
of PipedreamProducts.com.
As a show of good faith, Pipedream will donate one Donald Chump Love
Doll to the Lyin’ Ted Cruz campaign.
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