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rapper Waka Flocka Flame.
Performing on his wedding anniversary, the Atlanta native also known as the “Turn Up
God” got the crowd amped with a raucous throw-down of two of his biggest hits—“No
Hands” and “Round of Applause”—while a parade of scantily clad backup dancers from
Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club gyrated behind him.
It didn’t take long after for the sexy comedienne host Kate Quigley to keep the audience
lubed with a delightfully dirty, profanity-filled joke-off.
“I’m not just the host. I want you to know I’m a big fan of your work also, because I
was married for 10 years,” Quigley explained. “I watched a lot of porn to remember what
fucking actually looked like.
“Sometimes my ex would catch me. He didn’t watch porn at all but he would catch me
sometimes and he’d be like, ‘Kate, what is that girl doing?’ I’d be like, ‘Sweetie, that’s
called an orgasm.’”
And the leggy host of Playboy TV’s Undercover was just warming up.
Speaking of raising the room temperature, Anikka Albrite, the 2015 Female Performer
of the Year, and Joanna Angel, porn’s self-styled punk rock princess and founder of
BurningAngel, took the stage next and came with surprises.
In one of the night’s numerous gags, the duo claimed they had received word the
winner’s envelopes hadn’t been delivered to them. They turned to the jumbo video
screens for a live update from the airport, where the X-Art private jet was parked with
the all-important package. “AVN reporter” Franziska gave the audience a peek inside the
cabin where about a half dozen X-Art stunners were in the midst of various shenanigans.
But when one of them emerged holding the briefcase, the countdown to the first award
began. Minutes later came one of the night’s signature moments, when Albrite and Angel
burst into an outrageous, choreographed song and dance number called “That’s What
Porn is All About,” with lyrics and music by Mark Stone.
The number even included a brief rap sequence that was written by Angel, who
shouted out several of the nominated stars in the audience.
Opposite, Female Performer of the Year Riley Reid; Stormy Daniels, director of Best Drama winner Wanted, Kylie Ireland.
Above, Anikka Albrite and Joanna Angel; left, Albrite and Male Performer of the Year Mick Blue. (Albrite/Angel photo by
Picture Boi/EMMReport; Daniels by JFK/FUBARwebmasters.com; others by Nate Smith/DrivenByBoredom.com)
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