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Sloppy Seconds
AAAA 1/2
Belladonna Entertainment/Evil Angel
EvilDistributor.com
Director: Aiden Riley
Cast: Carter Cruise, Dana DeArmond,
Karlee Grey, Keisha Grey, Proxy
Paige, Sara Luvv, Tori Avano, Yhivi.
382 Min.
Category: All-Girl
Sloppy Seconds is a masterpiece
concoction of girl/girl scenes that
vary in degrees of filth but always
start and finish with a—yes—
BANG! Aiden Riley directs this
specialty showcase, with an eye for
hot performers, and includes plenty
of unique content to spice up a
regular lesbian flick.
Keisha Grey and Carter Cruise
share a sweet tooth that results in
some sweet and sour hole filling.
An average lady might simply
enjoy the taste of a candy straw,
but the depths of their assholes are
explored with these phallic treats,
among other toys and goodies. This
opening scene sets the tone for
what is one of the stickiest all-girl
movies we’ve seen. Legwarmers
and foot-fucking included, Grey and
Carter provide a session that will be
hard to top ... but if it’s not hard, they aren’t doing their jobs.
Next up is a pair of tattooed, alt performers, Tori Avano and Proxy Paige. These
ladies are here to paint, and sure enough, the tarp-covered room is indication
that they won’t be staying inside the lines. Massive toys are used to open their
assholes, and these girls giggle and have the time of their lives while paint-farting
and splooshing in each other’s faces. They truly put the “fun” in “funnel.”
Various forms of liquids, jellies, oils, you get it, are utilized to lube the ladies up
and they go to town on each other. Sara Luvv and Dana DeArmond incorporate a
giant bucket of goo into their sexcapades, and DeArmond, who sets any girl/girl
scene ablaze, takes her turn sitting back and letting Luvv take control from time to
time. Their dynamic is playful and curious while maintaining an intense interest
in finding out just what can fit into each other’s holes.
Not one of the four scenes is for the faint of heart—as with any Aiden Riley
release, it stays his course of promising to be intensely filthy, pushing the
envelope on what’s new and dirty to the edge of what’s just plain strange. Having
a knack for finding the right performers to
demonstrate such a sticky and gooey vision
is the key, and every single gal in this flick
has fun with whatever is put in front of
her—especially the other gal. Sloppy Seconds
lives up to its name, and hopefully this is
the first in a series that will leave the viewer
just as wet as the girls themselves.
— K. Scott
Filthy Feast Clockwise from left, Sara Luvv and Dana
DeArmond, Keisha Grey, Carter Cruise and Proxy Paige.
James Deen’s Big Boob Massage Movie 2
JAMES DEEN PRODUCTIONS/GIRLFRIENDS FILMS
GirlfriendsFilms.net
D: James Deen. Cast: Aiden Starr, Katrina Jade, Lylith LaVey, Romi Rain,
Sarah Jessie, Others. 204 Min.
BIG BUST
AAAA
Oil and lotion are two of the key ingredients; also
required are big boobs and big cocks—all of which James
Deen provides, courtesy of himself and a few fellow
industry studs and starlets, in this slippery and sexy
massage movie. Well done, everyone.
MOVIES
— Dirty Bob
Keeping Up With Kiara Mia
RISQUE FILMS/EXILE DISTRIBUTION
ExileDist.com
D: Kiara Mia. Cast: Kiara Mia, Veronica Avluv, Allison Moore, Yurizan
Beltran, Andy San Dimas, Others. 122 Min.
PARODY
AAA 1/2
This parody of the famous-for-nothing reality TV family
is more fun to watch than what’s it’s poking fun at. Kiara
Mia is great as the title character, and Veronica Avluv was
a perfect choice for the matriarch who uses her womanly
wiles to get her daughters ahead in life.
— K. Scott
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