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REVIEWS
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BELAMI
Director: Luke Hamill Cast: Jack Harrer,
Joel Birkin, Claude Sorel, Helmut Huxley,
Peter Annaud, Arne Coen
CATEGORY: BAREBACK, EURO, UNCUT
Rating: AAAA 1/2
Jack Harrer and Joel Birkin get a
workout in this ode to monster
cock, at least one of them
appearing in each of the five
scenes (three of them together). Harrer rocks a girthy
jawbreaker, while Birkin sports a two-hander that’s
almost impossible to deep throat. The two pose
for photos in the opener, with some unforgettable
images: Birkin’s beast bobbing up and down by itself;
the two splayed out on a couch, butt-to-butt and sac-
to-sac as an aerial looks down at their bodies. They
stroke each other off before squirting, then return for
a threeway with Claude Sorel. Everyone takes turns
sucking each other before shooting, then the two
tops take turns pounding Sorel before both cream his
face. The dynamic duo then does the same to Arne
Coen, who is coated in cum.
Harrer also befriends tall and tan Peter Annaud,
who soap each other up before Harrer rides the hung
stud—who reaches around to rub Harrer’s body and
stroke his rock-hard cock. Harrer gets on his back for
more, firing off a hot wad that hits his own pec and
drips down his body. The highlight of Birkin’s scene
with Helmut Huxley? Feeding the sucker his monster
in the doorway, caught in a great profile shot—then
later dumping a sticky wad on the bottom’s face,
which dangles from his chin.
— Brady Jansen
GAYVN
Out!
TITANMEN
Director: Jasun Mark Cast: Jesse Jack-
man, Dallas Steele, Nick Prescott, Diesel
Washington, Eric Nero, Luke Adams, Dirk
Caber
CATEGORY: GEAR, JOCKS, UNIFORMS
Rating: AAAA 1/2
Following in the path of Cauke
for President, Titan continues
its foray into more story-based
efforts with another home run.
Jesse Jackman plays a Hall of Fame baseball player (a
catcher, of course!) now managing the San Francisco
Titans. His rumored affair with pitching coach Nick
Prescott has the media itching to out him, so the jock
takes matters into his own hands by having a candid
one-on-one interview with GSPN host Dallas Steele
(who used to play alongside him at the ’96 Games).
The broadcast serves as the catalyst for the action
that follows.
The opener has Jackman and Prescott—looking
hot in their baseball caps—blowing each other. They
gnaw on a jockstrap together before Jackman sniffs
it and rubs it on Prescott, a grunt-filled flip fuck
following. Trainer Diesel Washington gives a massage
to player Eric Nero—the two soon deep-throating
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each other’s massive meat. Watching Nero devour
Washington’s slab is perhaps the hottest sequence
throughout the feature (“That’s it! That’s how you
do down that dick!”), and the verbal Washington
continues to take command as he fucks the bottom.
After a minor league game in Japan, coach Dirk Caber
and player Luke Adams come out to each other,
the cute pupil offering his hole; while Jackman and
Steele’s passion erupts in the final flip fuck. Nearly
30 minutes of fun behind-the-scenes footage rounds
out the winner.
— Brady Jansen
Amped
FALCON EDGE
Director: Nick Foxx Cast: Ryan Rose,
Johnny V, Fabio Acconi, Jacob Peterson,
Rex Cameron, Bruno Bernal
CATEGORY: FACIALS, GEAR, JOCKS
Rating: AAAA
What better way for Ryan
Rose to edge himself up than
grow some scruff and get a
bad boy haircut? The jock’s
slight physical alterations fit perfectly with this
aggressive line, marked by face fucking, facials, high
top sneakers and some verbal fun from Johnny V—
who talks his way through a spirited finale with
Fabio Acconi. “You’re so fucking hot!” coos Johnny
as he gets his rocket slurped. “Like that? Fuck yeah!”
Johnny sucks his bud back, as director Nick Foxx—a
lover of ass—gives us a cool rear-view angle, the
camera nestled in front of Johnny’s hole and looking
up through his legs to Acconi’s cock and face. Acconi
eats the jock (“Get in that fucking ass!”) before
fucking him (“Fuckin’ pound it!”), the bottom’s
boner splayed up against the edge of the table as he
gets rammed, his abs nice and tight when he turns
over to get some more.
Rose joins Jacob Peterson for a flip fuck (Rose
coats himself in his own cum), then fucks Rex
Cameron before dousing the bottom’s face with
his goopy load, which drips down Cameron’s chin.
Acconi munches Bruno Bernal’s hole (watch as the
spit he fires on it falls back onto his own beard). He
grabs the bottom’s hair as he pounds him doggie
style, reaching around to fill Bernal’s mouth with his
fingers.
— Brady Jansen
Fuck Me I’m Famous
NAKEDSWORD
Director: mr. Pam Cast: Colby Keller,
Mickey Taylor, Adam Ramzi, JJ Knight,
Bray Love, Jack Hunter, Wesley Woods
CATEGORY: VIGNETTES
Rating: AAAA
The box touts the rising stars
of these scenes as achieving
rock-star status—and legions
of wannabe fuck buds. The first
scene alone is enough to recommend it, bolstered
by two of the best performers around: Colby Keller
and Adam Ramzi, who have a fight and then make
up. Keller holds Razmi’s handsome face as he fucks
it, reaching down for a kiss before whipping his cock
on the sucker’s face. Ramzi gets eaten before getting
fucked, Keller cradling the bottom’s head in his man
hands as he bends down for a kiss while grinding in
deep. Keller dumps his thick wad on Ramzi’s face,
the two kissing as cum sticks to both of their beards
(hot!).
At a sex club, thin Bray Love locks eyes with jock
JJ Knight—who pulls him in for a kiss, then feeds
him his huge dick. Knight has a stunning smile, bod
and cock, lighting up the screen. He deep throats
Love before fucking him, delivering a facial at the
end. Meanwhile, tattooed Mickey Taylor gets a pair
of scenes—starting with a balcony suck at night with
Jack Hunter, the two soon heading inside for a flip
fuck, Hunter’s dick bobbing up and down as he rides
Taylor. The pop star returns in the finale to pound
Wesley Woods (what a smile!)—who gets a hot
rocket to the face.
— Brady Jansen
Gentlemen 16:
Professionally Ponded
LUCAS ENTERTAINMENT
Director: Michael Lucas Cast: Tomas
Brand, Massimo Piano, Klein Kerr, Dylan
O’Hardy, Viktor Rom, Zander Craze, Jesse
Vos, Damon Heart
CATEGORY: BAREBACK, EURO, UNCUT
COCKS
Rating: AAAA
Fans of “office” scenarios may notice that the settings
have gone a little off script in this series—models
are transported to a gorgeous locale and dressed
in nice shirts, blazers and ties, but any “story” is
limited to descriptions on the back of the box (we’re
apparently at a “company retreat”). No matter, it’s
the action that counts—and the opener gets us off
to a great start as sexy salt-and-pepper stud Tomas
Brand approaches handsome Massimo Piano by the
pool, the two swapping sucks. Brand lays back, his
smooth muscles on display as his thick dick head gets
attention from the scruffy sucker (the camera placed
from Brand’s point of view). The two flip fuck, Brand
nibbling Piano’s neck as he slides in from behind.
Brand squirts on Piano’s hairy hole, then dives back
in.
Up next are the insane pecs (your jaw will drop
when he takes off his shirt) of smooth-skin hottie
Klein Kerr, who moans “Sí!” throughout his scene
with bottom Dylan O’Hardy—who smiles as he gets
his holes filled, his hair grabbed from behind as he
gets it doggie style. Viktor Rom’s thick meat is stiff
as steel (it looks like its gonna burst at the seams!) as
he controls Zander Craze, while Jesse Vos (who has
some wired nips) exchanges foreskin munches with
younger Damon Heart before fucking him.
— Brady Jansen