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Secretary With Glasses
MARC DORCEL/WICKED PICTURES
D: Franck Vicomte. Cast: Anissa Kate, Alessandra Jane, Hannah Sweet, Sophie
Lynx, Tina Hot, Others. 117 Min.
Category: Foreign Non-Feature
AAAA
There is no language menu for this Marc Dorcel movie,
which should give you some idea of the depth of
characterization and importance of dialogue. There is
none. Just five scenes of white-hot women getting down
and dirty in a “business” atmosphere.
— Tod Hunter
Sloppy Head 6
DARKKO PRODUCTIONS/EVIL ANGEL
D: Jonni Darkko. Cast: Luna Star, Adriana Chechik, Misha Cross, Nadia Styles,
Kalina Ryu, Others. 195 Min.
Category: Oral
AAAA
Among blowjob aficionados, the porn niche devoted
to spit play has been overflowing of late. One director
sailing happily in this sea of slobber is Jonni Darkko,
whose Sloppy Head series milks the slimy fetish for all
it’s worth. Sloppy Head 6 is a solid, slippery entry in the
saliva-soaked series.
— Jake Van Dorn
Snow Fun
SEXART/METART/GIRLFRIENDS FILMS
3D: Andrej Lupin. Cast: Carla Cox, Emylia Argan, Annely Gerritsen, Terry
Sullivan, Kristof Cale, Matt Ice. 73 Min.
Category: Foreign Non-Feature
AAAA
This Czech production achieves what very few so-
called “couples” erotic features have managed: Snow
Fun presents fairly explicit sex between young, beautiful
people, but in a slow, sensuous, nonthreatening manner
that might intrigue a curious wife, girlfriend or single
woman who’s not interested in the harder stuff.
— Jake Van Dorn
Soapy Wet Tits
JULES JORDAN VIDEO
D: William H. Cast: Alison Tyler, Alex Chance, Rachele Richey, August Ames,
Keisha Grey, Others. 170 Min.
Category: Big Bust
AAAA
Four scenes of good clean fun with busty performers.
Director William H. is a master of getting close to his
performers without intruding, giving the viewer the
impression that it’s not a performance, but a real act of
pleasure going on. And you’re not watching so much as
being a part of it.
— Tod Hunter
This Ain’t Supernatural XXX
HUSTLER VIDEO/GIRLFRIENDS FILMS
D: Will Ryder. Cast: Vicki Chase, Christiana Cinn, Jeanie Marie, Romi Rain, Mia
Li, Others. 130 Min.
Category: Parody - Comedy
AAA 1/2
This sticks to the basic formula of the Supernatural TV
series. Richie Calhoun (Sam) orders a pizza that is
delivered by a Succubus played by Jordana Heat. Calhoun
and Chad White (Dean) try to defeat the Succubus’
evil intentions by fucking their way through a porn set,
undercover as porn stars. Hijinks and sex ensue.
— Ken Melvoin-Berg
Throat Training
MIKE ADRIANO MEDIA/EVIL ANGEL
D: Mike Adriano. Cast: Misha Cross, Marie Luv, Ana Foxxx, Harley Dean, Aidra
Fox, Others. 197 Min.
Category: Oral
AAAA
Three hours-plus of gonzo interviews leading into POV
and near-POV blowjobs. Misha Cross leads off by saying
she loves giving blowjobs, and even prefers that to
getting her pussy eaten. So much for small talk. Cherry
Hilson says, “I’m here to suck some dick. Get some
sloppy cocky.” She’s in the right place.
— Tod Hunter
Waltz With Me
SEXART/METART/GIRLFRIENDS FILMS
D: Alis Locanta. Cast: Alexis Brill, Amarna Miller, Taylor Sands, Franck Franco,
Juan Lucho. 51 Min.
Category: Foreign Non-Feature
AAAA
Four romantic scenes from a year in the life of two
lovers. The couple often shares their bedroom by
adding a third, and the three-way scenes have a pleasant
share-the-pleasure vibe instead of a can-you-top-this
competition. The cinematography is acceptably soft, in
keeping with the romantic mood.
— Tod Hunter
Whore’s Ink 2
DARKKO PRODUCTIONS/EVIL ANGEL
D: Jonni Darkko. Cast: Kleio Valentien, Nina Elle, Tori Avano, Veruca James,
Prince Yahshua, Others. 187 Min.
Category: All-Sex
AAAA
In the porn world, like elsewhere, tattoos just aren’t
the symbol of sluttitude that they once were. But that
doesn’t stop niche fanatics from flocking to performers
with lots of illustrated flesh. Whore’s Ink 2 injects new life
into the tattoo stereotype; it’s recommended for devotees
of wild chicks and dirty, dirty sex.
— Jake Van Dorn
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