Page 101 - AVN December 2015

reviews>>
Dirty Deeds
WICKED PICTURES
WickedB2B.com
D: Stormy Daniels. Cast: Stormy Daniels, Dahlia Sky, Gabriella Paltro-
va, Lea Lexis, Misty Stone, Others. 120 Min.
CATEGORY: ROMANCE, COMEDY
AAAA
Stormy Daniels stars in and directs this sex-filled comedy
that is a decent amalgam of humor and heat. The plot
is simple: Daniels moves out on her cheating boyfriend,
goes through a variety of odd jobs, and gets the proverbial
happy ending, in more ways than one, when she falls for
coworker Xander Corvus.
— Dirty Bob
Gym Cuties
AIREROSE ENTERTAINMENT/PURE PLAY MEDIA
PurePlayMedia.com
D: Derek Dozer. Cast: Rahyndee James, Danica James, Layla Price,
Sabrina Banks, Mr. Pete, Bruce Venture. 113 Min.
CATEGORY: ALL-SEX
AAA 1/2
These sexy and limber fitness buffs, who thoughtfully
(for us) work out in skin-tight outfits, don’t really have
to work up a sweat prior to sex; rather, isometrics and
stretches and bends are more than enough to interest the
studs of the day, Mr. Pete and Bruce Venture, who each
commandeer two of the four scenes.
— Dirty Bob
Evil Amateurs
DARKKO PRODUCTIONS/EVIL ANGEL
EvilDistributor.com
D: Jonni Darkko. Cast: Cassidy Klein, Josie Jagger, Natasha White,
Rahyndee James, Chris Strokes, Others. 173 Min.
CATEGORY: YOUNG GIRL
AAAA
Jonni Darkko directs this assortment of early career gals
who mostly have become recognizable names. Cassidy
Klein is first, and she’s expert teaser. Rahyndee James
plays the meat in a threesome sandwich. Also seen are
Natasha White and Josie Jagger, and both finish with the
apparently requisite facial.
— Dirty Bob
Hands-On Experience
ADAM & EVE PICTURES
AdamEve.com
D: David Edwards. Cast: Abby Cross, Chloe Amour, Jasmine Caro,
Jennifer White, Kendall Karson, Others. 115 Min.
CATEGORY: ALL-SEX
AAA 1/2
While there is no insertion or oral here, it comes as
close as possible, as lips get close enough to touch—but
teasingly don’t—and the girls often jack the guys while
their cocks are firmly in the outer folds of their asses or
near their pussies. Recommended if you like it done safely
and digitally.
—Dirty Bob
Eye Contact
JULES JORDAN VIDEO
JulesJordanVideo.com
D: Jules Jordan. Cast: Aidra Fox, Gianna Nicole, Jillian Janson,
Karissa Kane, Marley Brinx, Others. 169 Min.
CATEGORY: POV
AAAA
It is great to see Jules Jordan get back to basics—
especially when it involves traveling deep into the asses
of sexy, busty young babes. He also tends to bring out
the POV animal in women, like in the opener with
Jillian Janson and Aidra Fox, each attired in a sexy feline
costume.
— Dirty Bob
Intimate Studio
PRIVATE/PURE PLAY MEDIA
PurePlayMedia.com
D: Disanto. Cast: Chelsey Lanette, Misha Cross, Stella Cox, Tina
Kay, Ryan Ryder, Others. 128 Min.
CATEGORY: FOREIGN NON-FEATURE
AAA 1/2
Pity poor James Lee, a British photographer with a huge
studio, eight camera lenses and no customers. This sad,
forlorn fella perks up when he convinces his knockout
receptionist, Chelsey Lanette, to let him practice his
photo skills on her—which naturally results in this
smooth-talkin’ guy getting lucky.
— Dirty Bob
AAAAA
ratings guide>
A rare honor bestowed on only a handful of releases each year.
AAAA 1/2
Outstanding. The sex is scalding; production values are top-notch.
AAAA
All-Girl No boys, maybe some toys.
Interactive DVDs that allow viewers to choose from a range of actions and performers.
Excellent. Multiple orgasms assured. Stock several copies.
All-Sex Nothing but wall-to-wall action, baby.
Interracial For fans of dark and light meat.
AAA 1/2
Above average. Definitely strokable. Unambiguous recommendation.
Amateur Performers you’ve never heard of, shot with equipment available at Target.
Oral All about the pleasures of the mouth.
AAA
Anal Banging on the back door, mostly.
Parody Mainstream titles seen through the porn lens.
Average. Run of the mill. Par for the course. Get the picture?
AA 1/2
Big Butt The cheekiest porn around.
POV To misquote Christopher Isherwood, “You are the camera.”
It’s a pretty run-down mill. And that sand trap is a bitch.
Big Bust Boobs, racks, melons, juggs ...
Pro-Am Features little-known to unknown performers sometimes paired with name stars.
AA
You’ll probably need a crane to get it up.
Ethnic Focus on performers of a specific ethnicity.
Specialty Fetish and other specialized adult entertainment genres. Genre specified in parentheses.
A 1/2
Feature Plot-oriented movies, aimed primarily at couples, emphasize acting and dialogue.
Even a crane won’t help.
Vignette Sex scenes depicting self-contained stories or scenarios, with or without a connecting
device.
Gonzo Porno vérité, in which performers acknowledge the presence of the camera, frequently addressing viewers directly through it.
A
Try jerking off in the shower instead.
Young Girl The doctors of tomorrow funding their education today.
>>
(longer reviews on AVN.com)
review guide>
12.15 | AVN.com | 101