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hroughout three decades of publishing movie reviews, the staff at AVN have seen plenty of porn that takes place in exotic
locations, or even in/on modes of transportation. If you want to draw customers to titles they might not be familiar with, check into
stocking some of these classics and contemporary movies together in a “travel section.”
Here, in alphabetical order, are 30 movies—good, bad and ugly—that feature exotic locations, or at least fun-filled ways
1. Adventures on the Lust Boat (MagikView/Private/Pure Play, 2012):
There aren’t many passengers on this Aegean cruise ship, but those it has
are hot and ready for some sex action from a crew eager to accommodate
their every desire. This makes Candy Alexa being shoved into the pool after
her d.p.-heavy three-way confusing, especially since she seems genuinely
unhappy about it as she coughs and hacks up pool water on her way back
4. Conquest (Wicked Pictures, 1996): Set in the Year of Our Lord 1720,
Conquest tells the tale of a plundering pirate supreme Blackheart (Vince
Vouyer) and the woman (Jenna Jameson, looking positively fetching as a
lusty, lascivious wench) who falls in love with him at first glance, stowing
away on his ship to be with the man of her dreams. (Reviewed by Mike
Ramone)
to her room. Some couplings are pure passion, like Melanie Memphis’
opening scene. Others combine good humor with carnality. (Reviewed by
Darklady)
2. Around the World With John “The Wadd” Holmes (VCX, 1975): Travel
the world with the ultimate continental cocksman. In one of his worldwide
tours, John Holmes is followed by some of his hottest fans. It’s non-stop
action as Johnny Wadd goes round and round with the world’s most
beautiful women, doing his best to satisfy a very demanding audience.
3. Buttman in Barcelona (Evil Angel, 1997): How different is Buttman in
Barcelona from any given porno vid you’re likely to pick up out there
amidst the blinding infinitum of porno vids? Well it’s evident in the first
few moments, when Buttman, following a sexy brunette into a dark maze
of spectacular Mediterranean architecture, comes across his pal Hatman in
the doorway of an ancient church, whistling and twirling a black cane like
a character out of an MGM musical. This is romantic stuff. And that air of
whimsy and old-world enchantment is carried out through all two hours
and 20 minutes of this 1997 feature from maestro Stagliano, a spellbinding
time capsule from the formative years of gonzo and still one of its most
virtuoso achievements. (Reviewed by Peter Warren)
5. Cum In My Limousine (Private Media Group/Pure Play, 2010): A Private
Gold movie, Cum in My Limousine follows Kid Jamaica, a recently arrived
immigrant to the U.S. in search of the American wet dream. Becoming a
chauffeur for a sex obsessed playboy, Kid finds himself surrounded by hot
and fuckable women and so begins his rags to bitches story as he screws his
way to the top. (Reviewed by Ben Atrophis)
6. Eruption (Cal Vista/VCX, 1976; rerelease reviewed in 2008): One of the
all-time adult classics, Eruption features the legendary John Holmes and
luscious Leslie Bovee in an actual movie about greed, lust and betrayal.
That’s right … a MOVIE! Complete with scripts, multiple cameras, on-
location shots (in Hawaii, no less), and all the sex necessary to qualify as
porn. Heck, Holmes even does his own stunts, scaling walls and rappelling
down ropes. (Reviewed by Steve Pone)
7. Fashionistas Safado: Berlin (Evil Angel, 2007): The story, set in the
Berlin underground, is a little complicated, but it involves Rocco Siffredi
searching for strange kicks and Nacho Vidal as some sort of evil Internet
beacon, who may or may not have lured Rocco there. But, really, does any-
one watch porn for the coherent story lines and rousing dialogue? Besides,
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