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editor’s choice
THEINSATIABLE MISS ALEXIS TEXAS
It’s just the beginning
es
of a three-way filled
with topnotch
”
teamwork
AAAA 1/2
Jules Jordan Video
D Di ir re ec ct to or r: : Jules Jordan
C Ca as st t: : Alexis Texas, Jayden
Jaymes, Jules Jordan, Michael
Stefano, Voodoo. 175 Min.
C Ca at te eg go or ry y: : Star Showcase
ceiling window, shot in black and white silhouette.
When Michael Stefano enters, color reenters the
picture. He buries his face in that famous ass before
repeatedly plunging his dick in her pussy.
A scene with Voodoo begins playfully, with Texas
complaining about “paparazzi” taking pictures of her.
She takes her revenge on the cellphone-wielding stud,
One of porn’s most impressive
natural wonders—the bouncing
booty belonging to one Alexis
Texas—is the main attraction in
this star showcase, and fans of
gonzo, big butts and outdoor sex
will find plenty of delights.
Director Jules Jordan, the con-
summate ass man, approaches his
subject with reverence and
delivers five scenes with the curvy
blonde, who’
s currently under
contract with Adam & Eve Pictures.
Jordan brings out the best first,
setting up Texas and voluptuous
Jayden Jaymes in the infinity pool
that fans of his work know and love. Shot in slow motion, they
emerge from the pool. “You guys have some of the best asses in the
business, and we’re going to get them wet,” Jordan proclaims. The
two babes bounce on the edge of the pool, with snippets of slow-
motion camera work interspersed, the better to see the flesh rippling
around their string bikinis. The tease is enough to raise a tentpole in
Jordan’s swim trunks, so the girls get to work, with Jaymes working
his shaft while Texas juggles the balls. It’s just the beginning of a sex
romp that’s filled with topnotch teamwork that fully exploits the
possibilities of three-way sex—for example, when the two girls ride
Jordan as if he were a tandem bike, with Alexis mounting his cock
while Jaymes perches on his face, or when Jordan fucks Texas while they
both lick away at Jaymes’ pussy and asshole.
Two scenes with hired studs are visual treats as well. Texas teases in
a stairwell, diffuse light glowing around her body, which is trussed up
in a black one-piece with bands of elastic around the waist and lace at
the bust and crotch. Then she poses on a bench in front of a floor-to-
smothering him with her cheeks, which are wrapped
in colorful striped pants.
The remaining two segments are both with Jordan.
The first changes up the tone; shot indoors, it starts
with Texas stalking through the house wielding a crop;
she comes upon Jordan cuffed and his arms over his
head. Saying that he hasn’t received permission to get an erection, she
slaps him smartly on the bulge in his briefs, before proceeding to
blindfold him, smack him on the nipples, shove his head in a hood,
and drip hot wax on his chest. He’s got to be set free to give her a
proper fucking, but Jordan stays in sub mode throughout, thanking
her at the end for letting him fuck her.
The final setup begins back out by that pool as his leading lady
plays with a hose, putting it between her cheeks to create “the Alexis
Texas sprinkler.” Once she’s all wet she strips off a little white teddy
to show off “that ass you like,” telling Jordan, “Let’s see how many
licks it takes to get to the center of Miss Texas.” As she smiles, he
follows her indoors to find the delicious answer.
— Iris Blocks
Tour of Booty Left, Alexis Texas before her scene with
Michael Stefano; right, Texas smothers Jules Jordan.
MOVIES
MOVIES
MOVIES
Sinn Sage in Lesbian Adventures: Wet
Panties Trib 3
SWEETHEART VIDEO/MILE HIGH MEDIA.
D: Dana Vespoli. Cast: Sinn Sage, Celeste Star, Dani
Daniels, Francesca Lé, Vicki Chase. 147 Min.
Category: All-Girl, Star Showcase
AAAA
Sinn Sage is in every scene, and her sexual energy
never falters. Take, for instance, where Sinn and
Celeste Star discuss Celeste’s boob job ... until Sinn
starts to lick those boobs, then, still fully clothed,
mounts Celeste in trib fashion. It’s the best Celeste
Star scene we’ve seen in a long while ... and that’s
saying a lot. — Mark Kernes
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Squirtamania 29
PORNO DAN PRESENTS/PURE PLAY MEDIA.
D: Uncredited. Cast: Lexi Belle, Ash Hollywood, Tory
Lane, Candi Cadi, Porno Dan, Others. 128 Min.
Category: Squirting
AAAA
The Best Squrting Series award winner gives us a
sopping wet edition. After the “syphilis vacation,”
Porno Dan’s studio has been remodeled, and birthday
boy Travis Varjak gets Lexi Belle to sing “Happy
Birthday” with his dick in her mouth. Yep, things are
the same in Porno Dan’s world, and that’s a good
thing. — Heather Namikoshi
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