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kink. Franco spent a considerable amount
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INTERNET STAR GETS
NINA HARTLEY HELPS
VIVID CEO,PERFORMERS
MONOLOGUE MENTION
HUSTLER PRANK RIGHT-
TO SPOOF MEASURE B
ON ‘THE DAILY SHOW’
WING PREACHER
Two weeks after Measure B was passed by
In what is perhaps a growing trend of
In its “Holiday 2012” issue, Hustler
More evidence that mainstream Hollywood
county voters two weeks ago, the good
mainstream porn star acceptance,
magazine published photos of hardcore
and the porn industry are inexorably linked
folks at Funny or Die put out a satire
comedian Jon Stewart gave a meaningful
porn icon Nina Hartley meeting with
comes with the 2013 Sundance Film
titled “Thank You From the Porn
shout out to adult star Vicky Vette on
notorious right-wing Texas pastor John
Festival screening a quartet of porn-centric
Industry,” featuring Vivid Entertainment
November 26 during The Daily Show on
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films.
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Group CEO Steve Hirsch explaining how
Comedy Central.
Meets the Great Whore of Babylon
The one most closely related to the
Vivid goes “the extra mile” to protect its
Vette’s mention came up in a
(Starring Nina Hartley)” was penned by
current adult entertainment industry is
performers not only from STDs, but
monologue delivered by Stewart to God,
the XXX star herself.
James Franco and Christina Voros’
from all types of workplace injuries.
when the subject somehow turned to
John Hagee—titan of Texas
documentary on Kink.com, aptly titled
For instance, when Bailey Blue
masturbation. Stewart admitted to having
megachurch Cornerstone, John Hagee
attempts to jack off Michael Vegas, the
masturbated to Olivia Newton John and
Ministries and Global Evangelism
of time at the facility trailing Kink.com
expert, fearing possible carpal tunnel
Abba album covers … and Vicky Vette!
Television—is a major player of the reli-
honcho Peter Acworth, who stars in the
syndrome, requires her to use a wrist
The shoutout came on the heels of
gious right. The encounter took place in
picture.
brace. And when Veruca James’ “love
Norway’s biggest mainstream newspaper
Beverly Hills on August 26, 2012.
The festival also will premiere two
swing” is too close to the wall, the expert
naming her the #1 Followed Norwegian
“It was nervewracking, you know,
biopics. The Look of Love, directed by
orders her to wear a helmet for protection
in the World and “Norway’s Twitter
because this is the kind of guerrilla
Michael Winterbottom, tells “the true story
against bruising.
Queen.”
journalism that I’m usually not a part of,”
of British adult magazine publisher and
“Thank you, LA voters, for helping us
“Like a lot of people, I watch the Daily
Hartley told AVN. “I’m much too good
entrepreneur Paul Raymond,” who became
in adult entertainment help ourselves,”
Show all the time,” said Vette. “And I too
of a girl to just go there and infiltrate, but
one of the richest men in England after
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launching Paul Raymond Publications with
gear causes a botched sex scene. “It’s
Olivia Newton John (LOL). Naturally,
Command’ asking me to attend this
the soft-porn magazine Men Only. The
always been safe ... but this sucks!”
I’m flattered to have gotten a mention on
evangelical rally for support of Israel.”
much-discussed Linda Lovelace biopic,
“Steven’s been on Funny or Die
such a popular show. Jon Stewart is a
“When I finally did meet him, he
Lovelace, plumbs the darker depths of the
before—we’ve done three or four videos
hilarious guy and I thank him for
could not have been more friendly, more
iconic Deep Throat star. Amanda Seyfried
for them,” said Vivid VP Marci Hirsch.
singling me out.”
magisterial, more in his element—he was
(Mamma Mia!, Dear John) stars as Lovelace.
“They came up with idea, they sent us
Vette will be appearing with a number
supremely confident, and with that confi-
Lastly, Joseph Gordon-Levitt makes his
the script, Steven read the script, I sent it
of the VNA Girls at the AVN Adult
dence came a friendly demeanor and a
directorial debut with Don Jon’s Addiction,
to [attorney Paul] Cambria before they
Entertainment Expo, taking place
ready smile; after all, he’d just spent a
the story of “a modern day Don Juan type
shot anything, and Steven agreed to do it,
January 17-19 in Las Vegas at the Hard
half-hour in the VIP room getting petted
who is addicted to porn.”
and I helped get the rest of the performers
Rock Hotel & Casino. She performs
there by his acolytes and all the conserva-
for them, and the shoot went off without
weekly online for website members of
tive Jews, but no Hassidim. And so he
Jan. 17-27, 2013 in Park City, Salt Lake
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and fun to work with.”
minutes mingling and talking with all
those conservatives, went home and wrote
my article.” Pictured: Rev. Hagee with
Nina Hartley; photo by Gia Jordan.
The Sundance Film Festival takes place
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Wasteland, starring Lily Carter and Lily LaBeau, was selected to screen at the
Los Angeles International Underground Film Festival, which celebrates the efforts and
accomplishments of underground artists from around the world. At the festival, which
took place on December 8 and 9, the movie received the prize for Best Narrative
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