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Comp spotlight
reviews
19th Birthday Present: The Greatest Orgy
PRIVATE/PURE PLAY MEDIA
PurePlayMedia.com
D: Mark Cremona. Cast: Henessy, Anissa Kate, Cathy Heaven,
Savannah Secret, Sharon Lee, Others. 108 Min.
Category: Foreign All-Sex, Orgy/Gangbang
AAAA
Russian teen beauty Henessy turns 19 and celebrates her
birthday with a party and ... well, the title makes it clear what
her present is. It’s all poolside under sunshine, and all
involved look great and seem to have fun. It’s chaos like many
an orgy is, but it is fabulous Euro-chaos and the chicks defi-
nitely have it going on.— Heather Namikoshi
Darkko’s Hot Fucks!
Jonni Darkko Productions/Evil Angel
Long among the upper echelon of all-
sex pornographers, Jonni Darkko has a
vault full of scenes to his name as
crisply shot and viscerally scalding as
the six here. One thing this sampling
definitely highlights, however, is his
predilection for women of the exotic
variety. From reigning AVN Female
Performer of the Year Asa Akira to
tattooed tart Gia DiMarco, these gals
are uniformly raven-haired and dark-
skinned. And as Chris Rock famously
said of cornbread, ain’t nothin’ wrong
with that. Half of them also do anal
(Akira, DiMarco and London Keyes), so
fans of dirt-chute drilling will be
pleased aplenty. A great selection of a
great director’s work.
—Peter Warren
Big & Real 6
DAVID PERRY PRODUCTIONS/EVIL ANGEL
EvilDistributors.com
D: David Perry. Cast: Juliana Grandi, Lucie, Silvie Wild, Sirale,
Chrissy, Others. 137 Min.
Category: Big Bust
AAAA
David Perry apparently likes extremes; here his preference for
huge breasts, exaggerated even more on the cover in wide-
angle close-up images, is undeniable. With the added criteria
of said mammary monstrosities being 100 percent natural, he
is in Euro-hooter heaven.— Dirty Bob
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”Fans of dirt-chute
drilling will be
Exotic Erotic Vicki Chase
fits Darkko’s predilection
pl eased apl enty
for raven-haired women.
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ratings guide >
REVIEW GUIDE
AAAAA
A rare honor bestowed on only a handful of releases each year.
AAAA 1/2
categories >
All-Girl No boys, maybe some toys.
All-Sex Nothing but wall-to-wall action, baby.
Amateur Performers you’ve never heard of, shot with equipment
available at Target.
Anal Banging on the back door, mostly.
Big Butt The cheekiest porn around.
Big Bust Boobs, racks, melons, juggs ...
Ethnic Focus on performers of a specific ethnicity.
Feature Plot-oriented movies, aimed primarily at couples, emphasize
acting and dialogue.
Gonzo Porno vérité, in which performers acknowledge the presence of
the camera, frequently addressing viewers directly through it.
Interactive DVDs that allow viewers to choose from a range of
actions and performers.
Interracial For fans of dark and light meat.
Oral All about the pleasures of the mouth.
Parody Mainstream titles seen through the porn lens.
POV To misquote Christopher Isherwood, “You are the camera.”
Pro-Am Features little-known to unknown performers sometimes
paired with name stars.
Specialty Fetish and other specialized adult entertainment genres.
Genre specified in parentheses.
Vignette Sex scenes depicting self-contained stories or scenarios, with
or without a connecting device.
Young Girl The doctors of tomorrow funding their education today.
Outstanding. The sex is scalding; production values are top-notch.
AAAA
Excellent. Multiple orgasms assured. Stock several copies.
AAA 1/2
Above average. Definitely strokable. Unambiguous recommendation.
AAA
Average. Run of the mill. Par for the course. Get the picture?
AA 1/2
It’s a pretty run-down mill. And that sand trap is a bitch.
AA
You’ll probably need a crane to get it up.
A 1/2
Even a crane won’t help.
A
Try jerking off in the shower instead.
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