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A Few of Our Favorite Tweets @danadearmond
I’m sure you’ve heard of “reinventing the wheel” but
today I reinvented the blow job. Documentary
footage coming this summer.
@kimberlykane
Starting to remember funny details from yesterdays
scene...I believe I referenced NWA and Law&Order
while having anal sex w/ @danadearmond
@kayden_kross
Is it bad that I really want to write something about
a modern day love triangle just so I can title it “Love
in the Time of Chlamydia”?
@andysandimas
why do movies always try to make Jamie lee Curtis
super sexy? It makes me feel uncomfortable. It’s
like seeing your carpool mom from 1995.
@giajordan
Why’s Kanye singing about Theraflu? I though the
point of being a rich rapper was so you could afford
real drugs.
@sovereign_syre
Meant to text my mom: “I’ll loan you some money
when I get paid.” I actually texted: “...when I get
laid.” I let it stand. Same difference.
@nikkibenz
Adult Entertainment is just that. Entertainment. It’s
a business. Our business is your pleasure. Respect
your adult actors. #onelove
@PMarizzle
Little Known #MarizzleFact I’m A Sucker For
Everything Heart Moving!!! Yep I’m A Beast In Bed
But Really... I’m A Total Cuddle Monster!!!
@ImLarryFlynt
Romney wants to censor porn on all computers.
Typical Politician, they can’t keep our streets clean
but they want our minds pure.
@AaliyahLove69
U know that crazy euphoric, super happy, big smile
feeling u get right after u get laid? I get paid to feel
that way every single day!:)
@asaakira
If the term “Genetic girl” is in your vocabulary, you
definitely fuck trannies.
@JamesDeen
i should go wash my penis now. maybe i should just
dunk it in my yogurt. NO, bad plan, now i definitely
need to wash it... and a new yogurt
@remylacroixxx
What the hell is warming lube for? Cold vaginas?
June Datebook
TWEETS AND THREADS
ETO Show
June 24-25
Birmingham, United Kingdom
ETOshow.com
Suppliers and buyers alike will assemble for the ETO Show, a trade-only adult industry
event with no consumer element to distract from the primary purpose of doing
business. Admittance is free.
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