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S"M'A'S'H"D (Directed by Emlori Let’s lace it . . .M'A‘§'Hhasbeen. in its some nude mud wrestling thrown in lot
Smiht. Starring Annie Sprinkle, Andrea various incarnations. the Hollywood goodmeasure.
True, i/.tI. Jones and Mike Je//arson. success story for aver a decade. Now what
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rnpeoniiis new a again. is A eature im.t e irectoro t is
by steven Austin no exception. but S'M"A'S'H'D is by no work, Emton Smiht (an anagram not worth
means the answer. unscrambling) shot S‘M'A'S‘H"D in 16
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tstartso rmess enou wil apre- soun irac . oionyisi isa oor cop 0
credit sequence where two tellows sit in a Robert Altman's (the original M'A'g'H
bar and reminisce about the good old war director) style, it's also so much cheaper,
days, when getting laid was a greater too! That's what sums up this whole
ggsorféupkalion htehgn fighting the ’¢VleB"\2v5. produciign: c_heapneIss.d The jokes ar§
ac to l ramatic cras O a - rotten. I E acllng slmpy oes not exist, an
(twenty five. you read conectlyl which is most laughable oi all, “Korea" resemblesa
about as convincing asholdi alit rrtatchin mobile home park with tents {lung over the
lront ol the camera lens while lilniing a trailers.
stationary plane. This sets the tone lor the
rest ol the uictu_re: shoddy workmanship Even the sex is substandard for an adult
and a raareless_attitui=le inwards every aspect lilm, and that is where we draw the line here
we. of the P'°d|-‘C"°“» at :VN.‘\nnie 5|7rin.l(lea,ln tntrsfrt outragleohs
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- ' interuptus in the shower with the whole The periormers are not to blame, really,
‘._£,\a&t=. camp watching (what orisinalit_vl)- There is. because everything else about the show is
‘ .» "4, t : oi course. the obligatory lellaticvunder-the so uninspiring. A true pity, when suchvgreat
. - table while operating scene (yok yak) and source material was there to work with.
-’ Party stripper _(Goumtei Video._Starring The menageatrois scer_te_that seems a
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h _ _ “jg Bizarre Women (Gourmet Video. _Starririg with a rather hot sex scene. settles into
. >2: ‘ ti Dominique. Cam Lott and Louis Short some extended teasing via the strip-tease,
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5’ -i .. i‘ = . - when you hear about it than when you
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midget has tun in some two and three way
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stave Austin. Jim Hollldly. Gary cahiili. perlnrrns her sexual interludes with 3 real 1355"“ “"9 ‘"“h D°"‘'“‘‘t’: 3“ .93”
Scott Allen. Mark Kainas, Famela enthusiasm rarely iound, even with the Lott. The_yta1ka_lot, rriostlya utpositions
Spacltman, Andres Goiiliiad, Richard younger sex starlets. She's a real doll, and shaving pubic hair. What did ya think,
5°""‘5°‘"- L R 50'4"‘-9"i 3°” 5"!“ KW" handling her one extended sex scene with El Salvador? Butthey shut-up enough tolick
5"""'- Jaw 5'"-"W°°di Pairv On Pain. Eric Edwards masterltilly. on the waterbed, each other into ecstasy. It's a good. long
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s,i,,i,, ‘ ‘ ‘ that detracts trom sharia Grant's sensuous conversation. but enoushvaned positions
- rmnae, A5 3 binhday gin to. Edwards, and encounters to keep us interested.tNote
‘°" "“""“""9 ""°"'_""°"= ghana sets her friend Kimberley. a stripper. in passing: The only comvlaint l have with
P.0. Box 638- Diexal Hill, PA isozs to pertorin an erotic striptease tor him, the women in these cassettes is the
All irimrliil is copyright liy Adult Video Now this bleach blonde, who talks to her excessive use of makeup, which detracts
Nowa.1!33,Indmlynmbouudwlthom body parls while masturbating and chews from the overall naturalnesii of _the
m. ..,,,....¢ mm... ,o,...,.. .m,. ‘gun on her own wet panties, IS not the sexual pertor_mances. Shana Grant can come into
t,,,,,,, N,“ dynamo that Grant is and her sex scene r_ny living room anytime. iiansthethe heavy
with Edwards at the close doesn't compare. lipstick and blush.)
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